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QC Captions Vol. 52
DSL:
LEFT KILLBOT: "So did anyone ever figure out how the Roombas, well, ..."
HANNERS: "Nope. Sorry."
DEJECTED KILLBOT: "(Sob) I'm NEVER gonna have a baybeeeeee ..."
Skewbrow:
Left Killbot: Target identified... initializing gore'n tear sequence... Sir, would you like to have local anesthetics with that. A special offer for just you...
Hannelore: Cut it, HK0407. It was just a joke. HK0413, back to tailor shop duty. Shoo!
Right Killbot: I have a brain the size of an asteroid. I have set the new benchmark of distant video identification algorithms. My blades can cut 173 feet of 1inch steel plate per minute. And all I'm asked to do is to cut pieces of cloth destined to cover the flabby body of an oversized astronomer. Clip. Clip. Turn left. Clip. Clip. All day. The only diversion is to play rock-paper-scissors with a cheerful but dumb meteorite...
Carl-E:
That last line was stellar...
Seriously, I giggled!
Kugai:
LEFT HKBOT: "Miss Hannelore, Mister James Cameron has contacted us requesting if he could loan us and four others for his new Terminator Movie."
Hanners: "I'm sorry HK101, but I already have you signed to Michael Bey."
RIGHT HKBOT: "Awww man, I wanted to meet Arnie!"
techkid:
Hannelore: "Right. I need these two to look nice for tonight's party. I know it seems like a chall-"
Left Killbot: "I CALL DIBS ON THE MALE FLESHIE!"
Right Killbot: "Aww man! And I wanted to try out my new shaving chainsaw..."
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