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QC Captions Vol. 53
DSL:
Yeah yeah, I'm behind on my cosmological theories, but ....
SCIENTISTS ON LEFT ( in unison): "STEADY STATE!"
SCIENTISTS ON RIGHT (in unison): "BIG BANG!"
Yeah, I got nothin'.
Asterus:
Rightmost scientist: "This session of the Arcane Council is called to order. We are here to adjudicate very serious charges against the Golemancer Zinn, also known as Zinn the Amazing, The Zinnsational Zinn, Supergenius Zinn, Intruder Zinn, and ahem, Mister Zinncompetent."
Second rightmost: "What!? Who calls me that?"
Second leftmost: "Everyone does now, genius. But I was the one who started it, if that's what you're wondering."
Leftmost: "Oola, enough! The charges against Zinn are as follows: 1. Mathematical turpitude. 2. Gross flummoxery in the first degree. 3. Reckless instigation of mayhem WITHOUT a permit. 4. An overdue library tome. What says the accused?"
I don't know, for some reason the idea of extremely intelligent scientist drunkenly arguing reminded me of the asura trial process.
Alternatively:
2nd left: Scoundrel!
2nd right: Hack!
2nd Left: Earbiter!
2nd Right: Dimwit!
2nd left: Nincompoop!
2nd Right: IGNORAMUS!
DSL:
FAR LEFT SCIENTIST: "You tell 'im, Doc. It's wabbit season."
SECOND LEFT SCIENTIST: "That's right, it's DUCK season!"
FAR RIGHT SCIENTIST: "You wanna take him home or shoot him now?"
SECOND RIGHT SCIENTIST: "I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOOT ME NOW!"
BARTENDER (Produces pistol, fires)
TINY ORANGE-HAIRED SCIENTIST (to bartender): "You're ... you're dethpicable. (pause) I like you."
Kugai:
Bartender: 'Another three hours and my fellow Zythrians invade and I can blow this popsicle stand - Litterally!"
alienatedduck:
--- Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Mar 2012, 16:12 ---lol I was hoping people would caption the bartender. He's got a very Penelope-esque espression :laugh:
--- End quote ---
Well the whole 'nerd arguement' was too obvious.
Does Penelope have a brother? A SPACE BROTHER FROM SPACE?
Anyway...
Bartender (thinking): I can't believe I ever had an orgy with these people.
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