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Silly games you play with your SO

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pwhodges:
But that is so well-established that it is known as a "love bite".

Mister D Nomms:
In high school my girlfriend decided she liked biting one day, so she chomped down on my shoulder hard enough to draw blood through my shirt. Instinctively, I put my hands forward to push her away from me and they landed near her neck. She broke up with me and I was ok with that, but I was not ok with her telling people that I tried strangling her and leaving out that she tried eating me.

blewupthesun:
My SO and I routinely try to ruin kisses for each other by randomly sucking/blowing air while liplocked. It's very confusing to have it done to you, but is always hilarious. Sometimes the "victim" catches on quickly and goes to retaliate by sucking/blowing more air in response, or to compensate. I win many times.

Carl-E:

nekowafer:
re: Waffle
We say "elephant shoes" because it looks like "I love you" when you say it.

We do the meowing a song, or making fart noises for a song, thing as well. We have a million weird nicknames for each other, and our text messages would be half impossible for someone else to read because it's all weird code speak we've made up.

He knows I hate saliva on me, so he'll randomly lick some part of my face to make me squeal and wipe it off.

Also, when someone is in a bad mood, they are a "grumper fish". And we have a sign on the fridge that says "no grumper fish allowed", with a picture of a grumpy fish. So he will poke me and tell me not to be a grumper fish.

I will also grab his chin (which is very big and manly) and tell him I'm going to steal it. And he squeals and tells me he needs it to headbutt the cats (he does).

We're pretty disgustingly cute when alone.

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