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QC Captions Vol. 54
iduguphergrave:
2nd image!
Scientist: Pirate ghosts!
Station: Ghost pirates!
Hannerdad: I wanted a pony.
WAYF:
Ghost Pirate: Arrr, ye just had ter go and marry me great-granddaughter, ye filthy landlubber. Now ye have cursed your descendants for all eternity.
John Ellicott: Well, I didn't know she was your great-granddaughter! You'd think she might have mentioned that, along with the whole Ancient Curse thing!
Ghost Pirate: Young Beatrice be a fine example! She be rutheless, fearsome, she has a large crew at her command, and most importantly, she never be satisfied with the gold she already has! Yarr, she be the descendant of a pirate, sure enough.
Scientist: By that logic, every single staggeringly rich and powerful businessperson today is also the descendant of a pirate.
Ghost Pirate: Arr, then I suppose ye don't want to be hearin' the tale o' Captain Trump and his Crew o' Ten Wives...
techkid:
Ghost Pirate: "Yarr! Which one o' ye imbibed me booze! I stored me soul in there!"
Scientist: "It said spirits! How was I to know it meant it literally?"
John Ellicott: "It was only a sip! Urr... I feel... Avast ye, yer scallywags that yer are! I hereby take the captain, this ship and its crew fer meself!" *looks around* "Where be this place?"
DSL:
SINGING SCIENTIST 1: "You KNOW he can't handle the strong stuff, Station!"
HANNERDAD: "The room's ... spinning ..."
STATION: "Of course it's spinning! Where did you think we got our gravity? Now, where's Potter? She's the one who told me this was a costume party."
FunkyTuba:
Marten (in thought bubble): I feel certain that somehow some way pintsize is responsible for this
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