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Gnomes2169:
Have you ever just wanted to say something? Something like, "Banana dog boat, banana dog boat, hozana!"? Well, put it here. Why? Because this is the Random Thoughts thread.
So I removed enough fur from my cat tonight to create a kitten. Somehow, my cat has enough hair left to cover the house in a fine layer of his sheddings. I give up.
jwhouk:
"I'm here," he said, arrivingly.
Omega Entity:
--- Quote from: jwhouk on 05 Apr 2012, 20:54 ---"I'm here," he said, arrivingly.
--- End quote ---
"Bertrand! You weren't supposed to be home for another two hours!" Hilda exclaimed, praying that the pool boy had made his escape out the window... which unfortunately for him was two stories up.
Carl-E:
"Where did you come from?" asked the groundskeeper, fishing the nearly naked young man out of the hedge.
Pointing up, he murmered "The balcony..."
(It's the punchline of a very old Mel Brooks joke I heard as a kid, and it's stayed with me, but this is the first time it fit somewhere else)
LTK:
I wonder what happened if you could split a person in half. Not bisecting them, or anything gory like that; I'm thinking of putting them through a sieve that catches half of the person that goes through it. Say you take every second molecule in a person's body and move it exactly three feet to the left. You'd essentially end up with two of the same person, only both are 50% less solid. In theory they'd still be able to function, but for how long?
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