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[Loki]

I know I don't.

[mtmerrick]

[nekowafer]

I just got my hair cut short.

Are you dis-tressed?

Dork <3

And I am definitely not getting these jokes.

[Carl-E]

I'm guessiing they have something to do with that homestuck thingy. 


Oh, wait!  <3 = heart,

<3< = spade (but I still think it's a strawberry),

<> = diamond, and...

Well, fuck.  How's a club go? 

Oh yeah;

c3<

[mtmerrick]

yeah, i forgot how you wrote the Auspisticism symbol earlier, so i just ended up doing a Kismesissitude symbol instead.

[K1dmor]

 Colin looks so old in the new WLIIA 

 

[Pilchard123]

I thought it was a butt.

O-|-<3<

[Masterpiece]

What's disease?

[Loki]

Thank you for subscribing to dictionary facts!

Disease, n: A condition which is caused by microorganisms or chemical disbalance and leads to detriment of health.

[mtmerrick]

friendship is most definitely a disease. homestuck confirms it, qc confirms it, as far as i'm concerned its science. 

[Loki]

Friendship is not disease, it's magic 

[mtmerrick]

Nope, sorry, it's a pathogen.

[Loki]

Random thought: when things are changing in my life, they often change almost simultaneously. So if I become depressive, or happy, there are five or six events that might have triggered it.

Another random thought: It always bothered me how in that one scene in The Matrix, the one where they pass some guards who are like "please present all your weapons" and Neo and Trinity have a whole arsenal under their trenchcoats, Neo has absolutely no qualms killing civilians. Sure, he has to kill them; that doesn't mean he wouldn't feel mental anguish over doing so. The guy is a hacker for crying out loud! Not a killing machine!

[ankhtahr]

Another random thought: It always bothered me how in that one scene in The Matrix, the one where they pass some guards who are like "please present all your weapons" and Neo and Trinity have a whole arsenal under their trenchcoats, Neo has absolutely no qualms killing civilians. Sure, he has to kill them; that doesn't mean he wouldn't feel mental anguish over doing so. The guy is a hacker for crying out loud! Not a killing machine!

Drunk thought about that: It's never clarified, if these employees are humans. Maybe they're just some small priority guard program. It's the building of the agents after all.

[K1dmor]

 Also, anyone that they haven't unplugged is potentially an Agent; and they're adult so their minds can not be freed anymore. They are condemned to be batteries for the rest of their "life".

[Zingoleb]

yeah, i forgot how you wrote the Auspisticism symbol earlier, so i just ended up doing a Kismesissitude symbol instead.

i was imagining kismesissitude as being very similar to kismesitude only they dress each other up in frilly skirts until i realised 'kismesissitude' is the actual word that i've been spelling and pronouncing wrong :<

[jwhouk]

Anyone heard or seen May (Barmymoo) lately? I know she was in the last days of defending her papers and such.

[Redball]

I PM'd to tell her she was missed.

[pwhodges]

May felt she was getting too deeply into the forum, and decided to take some time out to prevent it interfering with her life.

[GarandMarine]

[Masterpiece]

^ that is my favourite meme ever.

[jwhouk]

May felt she was getting too deeply into the forum, and decided to take some time out to prevent it interfering with her life.

Yeah, I think I recall that, and remember why.

[BeoPuppy]

I think I'm going to stick with the theory that she's run away with the circus and has become the world's first midwifeslashbarristerslashtrapezeartist.

[snalin]

I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a knifethrow.

I'm not sure where the clowns and elephants fit in, though.

[TinPenguin]

midwifeslashbarristerslashtrapezeartist.

I think I read that fic.

[LTK]

I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a knifethrow.

I'm not sure where the clowns and elephants fit in, though.

Golden.

[Carl-E]

The father is one of the clowns.  And, judging by the size of our first OB's hands, the elephants are the doctors...

[lepetitfromage]

I can definitely understand how that could happen (the forum taking over, not the umm...trapeze midwife elephant doctor clown thing). I take mini breaks here and there and while I definitely miss it, I embrace the new found productivity. However....catching up once I get back is a whooooole 'nother ball game.

[Boiled Dove]

the lineup for riot Fest was announced today

(click to show/hide)

the nifty thing is my wife has said we must go (this was a bit shocking) and take the girls. she will even pull the youngest out of school to get up there and go. She says it is a necessary education.

Now to find a hotel and talk her into VIP tix.

[Zingoleb]

it's kind of hilarious that i'm learning to play a fall out boy when i saw that

[Boiled Dove]

I'm wondering how it is that Motorhead gets second tier billing. 

[LTK]

Got home. Emptied mailbox. Noticed one letter addressed to me. Entered room. Put down mail. Hung up coat. Sat down in front of computer. Browsed the web, wondering what I was supposed to be doing once I'd sat down. It must have been on the computer, because why else would I sit down?

Oh right. Mail. Meatspace is hard sometimes.

[cesium133]

I got a call from my mom this evening, who relayed a fun story to me. My sister had called her, panicked because a bear was trying to break into the house. So mom told my sister to call 911. She got the state police on the line, and they told her they don't bother responding to calls about bears trying to break into houses anymore. The bear ended up getting bored, finding a trash can to eat out of, and wandering off.

[Loki]

You people have a weird definition of "fun". Depending on how sturdy my house was, I'd be fucking terrified.

[mtmerrick]

i'm guessing fun meaning "great to listen to and share", not fun meaning "wheee lets do that again"

[Zingoleb]

I'm wondering how it is that Motorhead gets second tier billing. 

because fall out boy are probably more successful right now (especially with their comeback) than motorhead ever was?

[lepetitfromage]

Got home. Emptied mailbox. Noticed one letter addressed to me. Entered room. Put down mail. Hung up coat. Sat down in front of computer. Browsed the web, wondering what I was supposed to be doing once I'd sat down. It must have been on the computer, because why else would I sit down?

Oh right. Mail. Meatspace is hard sometimes.

Ha! This cracked me up. Was there at least anything good in the letter?

[LTK]

No. It told me that I'd be receiving less housing benefits because my rent was lowered, which I knew already because I told the government my rent has been lowered... about four months after it happened. Oh well. It's going up again next month, but I'm getting less subsidy overall, because of reasons. I noticed this was the case after I'd submitted the change, which made me regret it since I could have gotten away with not saying anything. Only when I was considering reversing the application did my moral compass give me a mental slap to the head, because y'know, subsidy fraud. Greed is an insidious thing.

[LeeC]

I wish I could make grunt's laugh the sound my phone makes when I get a text message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyVpKDPqmY&feature=player_detailpage#t=197s

[Boiled Dove]

I'm wondering how it is that Motorhead gets second tier billing. 

because fall out boy are probably more successful right now (especially with their comeback) than motorhead ever was?

Ouch.


But probably true. Lemmy is way to ugly to ever break out of the hard rock underground. Not that he prolly cared much either way.

[Zingoleb]

yeah it was just a comparison in terms of popularity, not necessarily if one band is necessarily better than the other

(personally i like fall out boy more but that's only a recent thing; their comeback is fucking killer)

[Zingoleb]

no seriously though everyone go watch that

or else

[Zingoleb]

grr

[Boiled Dove]

all right already, I checked it out.

Not bad. I'm old though and it is very hard to impress me with new music. It does happen though. I have a feeling they will put on a really good show.

[ackblom12]

But probably true. Lemmy is way to ugly to ever break out of the hard rock underground. Not that he prolly cared much either way.

Personally, I think Lemmy's wart has plenty of charisma.

[LeeC]

I saw FOB in concert back in '09 with blink 182.  was great.  I like their songs.

[Boiled Dove]

But probably true. Lemmy is way to ugly to ever break out of the hard rock underground. Not that he prolly cared much either way.

Personally, I think Lemmy's wart has plenty of charisma.

At one point my daughter was talking about making a Motorhead cover band with her friends and calling it Lemmy's Wart.

[BeoPuppy]

Best idea ever.

[Zingoleb]

Personally, I think Lemmy's wart has plenty of charisma.

ugh if i didn't like my current sig so much this would be my new one

[Thrillho]

'Sugar, We're Going Down' is an amazing pop song with some brilliant lyrics ('I'm just a notch on your bedpost/but you're just a line in a song') but the rest of their stuff is sooooo clever clever that I really can't be arsed with it.