Random Thought: Even though I am 23 now, I still have a fleeting feeling of shame when buying condoms.
At least until I realize I'm keeping myself safe by using them.
I have never understood that. Buying condoms means you're getting laid, which in the rules of high school, makes you cool as shit.
Buying lube is way more fun. People's eyes tell a million stories.
I grew up in Turkey.
Ah, fair point, sincerest apologies.
Buying lube is way more fun. People's eyes tell a million stories.
Explain. What stories?
There's a few different ways it can go, and you can read every single one in their eyes or facial expressions.
- Banal acceptance due to having seen everything and done everything in this line of work (typical of shops like Ann Summers where the lube is one of their main products)
- Horrified 'What is this for?' look.
- Horrified 'OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR' look.
- Fond reminiscence of their own experiences with lube.
- Nightmarish reliving of their own experiences with lube.