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QC Captions Vol. 58
« on: 15 Apr 2012, 02:32 »
This should be a fun week! First image:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #1 on: 15 Apr 2012, 02:47 »
(a lame response to IDHG's sig)

Hannelore: Counting all the 43 252 003 274 489 856 000 different possible positions of the Rubik's cube took all night...

Station: ... and storing them for a game caused my swap file to overflow.

Abbie: Did you not learn anything from War Games?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #2 on: 15 Apr 2012, 05:16 »
Hannelore: "Why did you store that picture of Lt. Potter?"
Station: "I'm sorry I did"
Abbie: "You'd better be"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #3 on: 15 Apr 2012, 09:33 »
Hanners:  "What has been seen cannot be unseen!"

Station:  "...or displayed." 

Lt. Potter:  "Wait - it didn't involve me, did it?" 
« Last Edit: 15 Apr 2012, 11:48 by Carl-E »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #4 on: 15 Apr 2012, 11:20 »
HANNERS : "'Daisy, daaaiiissssssyyyyyy,' all ... friggin' ... night."
STATION: " ... giiiive mee yourrrrr aaannnnnswerrr doooooo ..."
ABBIE: "My God. He's full of sh!t."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #5 on: 15 Apr 2012, 21:13 »
(Hannelore and Station sing in duet)

Both: Now I know what it is that I neeeeeed- I NEED A NAP!

Hannelore: I just can't take anymore!

Both: I NEED A NAP!

Station: Can't stay awake anymore!

Abbie: That's a pretty obscure reference, considering that they can't think straight...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #6 on: 16 Apr 2012, 04:47 »
HANNELORE: "AAAA"
STATION: "AAAA" (derezzes)
ABBIE (to Marten): "Would you tell them to go home and get some sleep already?"
MARTEN: "Buh? ... I mean, I tried, five times. They keep forgetting."
« Last Edit: 16 Apr 2012, 04:53 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #7 on: 16 Apr 2012, 09:34 »
Nice callback!


Dammit, I can't find it...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #8 on: 16 Apr 2012, 11:52 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #9 on: 16 Apr 2012, 11:55 »
Why, yes! 

Thankee, sir! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #10 on: 16 Apr 2012, 19:22 »
H: You forgot the sock.
S: I forgot the sock.
P: YER DAMNED RIGHT YOU FORGOT THE SOCK!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #11 on: 17 Apr 2012, 00:53 »
Hannelore:  "Hoooooloooopooooonyyyyyyyyyyy."
Station:   "Holo *Pzzzt* pony."
Abbie:(After a 5 second pause)  "Ya know, I really don't think we want to know."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #12 on: 18 Apr 2012, 00:54 »
The last space caption image! Phew!



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #13 on: 18 Apr 2012, 02:45 »
First image:

Hannelore: "Wow... didn't think it'd be so... good."
Lt. Potter: "What do you- wait... you didn't, did you? How?"
Station: "New advancements in sterilisation processes *bzzt*. Refitted one of the killbots *bzzt* new apparatus. Remote connection to killbot *bzzt* didn't realise how much WORK it takes!"

Can't really think of the second image, might come up with something later.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #14 on: 18 Apr 2012, 04:30 »
The Dr.:  "You seem like a fine upstanding young man.  I think you'll do."

Marten:  "Imagine that, me working for you."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #15 on: 18 Apr 2012, 05:37 »
Hannerdad:  I musta wacked it to your mom's pictures a million friggin' times!
Marten:  It's okay.  Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth.
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Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Apr 2012, 04:30
The Dr.:  "You seem like a fine upstanding young man.  I think you'll do."

Marten:  "Imagine that, me working for you."
This is a good sign.  :-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #16 on: 18 Apr 2012, 05:42 »
JE-C: It was nice meeting Hannelore's friends! [You do know man-code, lad, don't ya? No schtup? Good!]
M: Nice meeting you, Doc! [Aye aye, Sir! No broken thumbs.]

M+F: MFF FFM MFFFFF Moob. FFFM MMFF mmmmmf Boom.




[Edit] Ninja'ed about linking Marten's meeting with Dora's Dad while looking for the link. Argghh.[/Edit]
« Last Edit: 18 Apr 2012, 05:47 by Skewbrow »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #17 on: 18 Apr 2012, 06:58 »
Dr. E-C: Remember, if I hear one "MOOB" I'm ordering that spacecraft to dump you overboard.
Marten: Understood.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #18 on: 18 Apr 2012, 09:22 »
Marten (pointing thumb to Francis + Marigold): "Hey, would you miss him if we brought him along?" 

Dr. John: "Naah, he'd be so distracted, it wouldn't be like he was getting any work done anyway!  Mazel tov!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #19 on: 18 Apr 2012, 10:09 »
HANNERDAD: "Dude, if you hate your job so much, why don't you just quit?"
MARTEN: "I dunno. Any other place willing to hire would probably suck just as much. I don't know what I want ..."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 58
« Reply #20 on: 19 Apr 2012, 05:18 »
With today's comic up, I had some thinking material...

Marten: "Well, I had a great time, sir, but we'd better get back to Earth. No telling what trouble my AnthroPC has been causing..."
Hannerdad: "Pintsize? Ah yes, Hannelore has told me about him. Have a safe journey, lad, and if your apartment is burned down, just let me know."
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