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QC Captions Vol. 59

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Is it cold in here?:
"Did you know you wore your crotchless pants today?"

"Yes. Yes I did."

RyanW1019:
"I'm sorry, could you describe this "Butts disease" again?"

"At first, they thought it was genetic. But after all their attempts to treat it failed, they decided that it was psychological, and sent me to you. As near as they can figure out, the disease causes an obsession with butts, that grows over time until it consumes the personality of the victim. Originality, humor, taste--all gone."

FunkyTuba:
Dr: Why no, I don't have a nephew named "Mario", why do you ask?

Is it cold in here?:
"Do you need a bathroom break?"

"Yes, I suppose that would be a good idea."

Border Reiver:
The alternate to Is It Cold In Here:

Therapist:  "Do you need a bathroom break?"

Dora:  "It's a little late now."


And my take:

Therapist:  "I can see by your body language that you're feeling defensive and are generally unwilling to open up.  Why is that?"

Dora:  "It's just that I didn't I needed a full physical before the session Dr."

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