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Akima:

--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 02 Nov 2013, 23:01 ---If a bread knife is used for cutting bread,
and a steak knife is used for cutting steak,
and a butter knife is used for cutting butter,
what is a chef knife for?
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Chef's knives do quite often cut chefs, but a sheath-knife is not for cutting sheaths, a boot-knife is not for cutting boots, a jack-knife is not for cutting jacks, a flick-knife is not for cutting flicks, a trench-knife is not for cutting trenches, and a butterfly-knife is not for cutting butterflies.

Pilchard123:
Sunflower oil, olive oil, coconut oil ... baby oil?

GarandMarine:

--- Quote from: Akima on 03 Nov 2013, 02:04 ---
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 02 Nov 2013, 23:01 ---If a bread knife is used for cutting bread,
and a steak knife is used for cutting steak,
and a butter knife is used for cutting butter,
what is a chef knife for?
--- End quote ---
Chef's knives do quite often cut chefs, but a sheath-knife is not for cutting sheaths, a boot-knife is not for cutting boots, a jack-knife is not for cutting jacks, a flick-knife is not for cutting flicks, a trench-knife is not for cutting trenches, and a butterfly-knife is not for cutting butterflies.

--- End quote ---

trench knives are for cutting things IN trenches though!

Is it cold in here?:
I can never forget that deadpan line from The Addams Family about Girl Scout cookies.

Carl-E:

--- Quote from: Pilchard123 on 03 Nov 2013, 02:55 ---Sunflower oil, olive oil, coconut oil ... baby oil?

--- End quote ---

Olive Oyl's family from the old Popeye comics; father Cole, mother Nana, and brother Castor. 

Maybe this belongs in the pun thread, but...

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