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English is weird
Redball:
I couldn't get more than a few lines into it. It reminded me of some of the winners in the annual Bulwer-Lytton contest, but without the humor.
My favorite from that contest, perhaps placed on the forum before:
--- Quote ---"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"
--- End quote ---
Thrillho:
Seriously, fuck our language it's stupid.
Carl-E:
But it allows you to express that so eloquently!
Is it cold in here?:
Why is there so much difference between a safety clearance and a security clearance?
Why is there so much difference between a music bag and a music box?
Method of Madness:
A music bag? Is that a thing?
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