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QC Captions Vol. 63
« on: 20 May 2012, 02:01 »
What are we in for this week, drama or hats? Anyway, first image:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2012, 09:11 »
Hannelore: Winslow, wash your mouth out with soap!
Marigold: What is he going to say next?
Momo: Do you have a virus? Shall I run a diagnostic?
Winslow: Qwerty!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2012, 12:25 »
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)
« Last Edit: 20 May 2012, 18:04 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2012, 13:15 »
MOMO: I don't know how to say this, so I am going to have Winslow say it
WINSLOW: I found a new feature on Momo's chassis and now - she's pregnant. Please don't destroy me!
MARIGOLD: What? How is that physically possible, with the you know- tentacles up there?
HANNELORE: I"M LEAVING.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2012, 23:20 »
Quote from: DSL on 20 May 2012, 12:25
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)

That's it we have a winner, no need to continue, bring in the next image please.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #5 on: 21 May 2012, 08:38 »
Quote from: akronnick on 20 May 2012, 23:20
Quote from: DSL on 20 May 2012, 12:25
HANNELORE: "Both our belfries ..."
MARIGOLD: "... full of bats."
MOMO (to Winslow): "I guess we're wearing ..."
WINSLOW: " ... Little hats?"
(Winslow's face-screen displays  "Burma Shave" logo)

That's it we have a winner, no need to continue, bring in the next image please.

I agree, I got nothing except

Marigold: Butts
Momo: Butts?
Winsow: Butts!
Hannelore: I'm out before Pint-Size shows up!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2012, 11:15 »
I actually had a butts caption, but my smartphone refused to post it.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #7 on: 21 May 2012, 14:32 »
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2012, 19:08 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 May 2012, 14:32
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....

I'm going to hell for this, but ...

HANNELORE: "You guys have been talking to my dad again, haven't you? For the last time, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
MARIGOLD: "Yeah, sure, and you spent that whole night 'watching the Pacific Ocean' ..."
MOMO (to WINSLOW): "Hannelore would have insisted on ... protection ... wouldn't she have?"
...
« Last Edit: 21 May 2012, 19:14 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #9 on: 21 May 2012, 23:34 »
/slamdunk  :mrgreen:

Ok, here's the nect image since people seem to want it and trying to one-up DSL might incur the banhammer:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2012, 00:51 »
Dora:  "You're just jealous he can come up with better captions."
Faye:  "I refuse to agree DSL is better at the caption game than the rest of the Forumites!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #11 on: 22 May 2012, 04:26 »
Dora:  "Look, I'm telling you AGAIN - no chocolate fountain for the store!"

Faye:  "Penny's got a good deal on a used treadmill, it'll work out."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #12 on: 22 May 2012, 04:57 »
Quote from: Kugai on 22 May 2012, 00:51
Dora:  "You're just jealous he can come up with better captions."
Faye:  "I refuse to agree DSL is better at the caption game than the rest of the Forumites!!"

...aaaannnnd WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #13 on: 22 May 2012, 05:07 »
Dora: "Your mouth keeps getting wider and wider."
Faye: "Oh yeah? Well, yours looks like a Jaffa Cake."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2012, 05:14 »
Dora: I still say the expresso stream should go straight down.
Faye: For the last time, I'm sorry for it spraying you in the face! I told you to get out of the way!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2012, 06:51 »
Dora: How could you say that crunchy bacon is the shit and always will be.
Faye: Yeah it is shit. Tender chewy bacon will always win out against you're charred mess.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2012, 08:06 »
Dora: Faye, don't look know but there's a speech bubble following us.
Faye: Like I'm going to fall for that old joke.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2012, 17:33 »
DORA: "I can't decide whether the pot roast or the catfish was better. What should we have when we come back to this Cracker Barrel for breakfast tomorrow."
FAYE: "We're goin' to Waffle House."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2012, 23:32 »
Thank you for proving my point DSL
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #19 on: 23 May 2012, 01:39 »
Dora: "Don't worry. We're just paying Tai a visit. She promised she'll behave herself."
Faye: "I'm still bringing the War Ladle with me. She ain't getting me nekkid..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #20 on: 23 May 2012, 04:31 »
Faye:  You know, you and Tai should totally hook up.
Dora:  You know the rules!  No shipping!

Meta caption is meta.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #21 on: 24 May 2012, 04:18 »
Quote from: techkid on 23 May 2012, 01:39
Dora: "Don't worry. We're just paying Tai a visit. She promised she'll behave herself."
Faye: "I'm still bringing the War Ladle with me. She ain't getting me nekkid...AGAIN"

FTFY
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #22 on: 24 May 2012, 05:03 »
Nice one, Border Reiver. A marked improvement... :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #23 on: 24 May 2012, 06:20 »
Faye: I just got an idea for the shop. What if we all wear little hats...

Dora: NOOOOOOOOO.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #24 on: 24 May 2012, 12:35 »
Quote from: DrBear on 24 May 2012, 06:20
Faye: I just got an idea for the shop. What if we offer inoffensive, unmemorable imitations of country comfort food, kitsch on the walls and maybe a gift shop -- and no specialty coffees, just regular and decaf?...

Dora: NOOOOOOOOO.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #25 on: 24 May 2012, 15:12 »
on a roll, there DSL


Faye: Wait, we're in front of St. Jeph's. Last time we were here you started to smoulder and we had to cross the street.
Dora: The statute of limitations under canon law for my dalliances with the craft ran out last week.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #26 on: 24 May 2012, 19:13 »
(Now THAT explains why she hasn't been in the strip much over the last few months!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #27 on: 24 May 2012, 21:42 »
Aaaaaaand a bonus image. Because.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #28 on: 24 May 2012, 21:44 »
Winslow:  "Oh, no!  She's taken the red pill!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #29 on: 24 May 2012, 21:52 »
Winslow: RAAAM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #30 on: 24 May 2012, 21:54 »
WINSLOW : "All right then. 'Drink me' makes you shrink. Now where -- Hey Marigold, did you see a cake labeled 'Eat Me?' Oh Noooooooo ..."
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« Reply #31 on: 25 May 2012, 00:07 »
"Dammit!! I knew I should have known better than to leave that bottle of 'Mr Scotts Ol' Green Special; lying around!"
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« Reply #32 on: 25 May 2012, 00:32 »
Winslow: "I have distilled the saturation of your hair color into this here green fluid. Not one of my most euphoric ideas, mind you."
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« Reply #33 on: 25 May 2012, 02:34 »
"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #34 on: 25 May 2012, 03:55 »
"Quaff this potion of healing. Quick! +1000 to hit points. Cures stunning, poison, blindness and confusion."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #35 on: 25 May 2012, 04:29 »
"Didn't think rohypnol worked on us AnthroPCs. Better move her somewhere safe, and then erase all data of this experiment from my hard drive before Pintsize finds out..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #36 on: 25 May 2012, 04:43 »
"It's not what it looks like..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #37 on: 25 May 2012, 06:29 »
Quote from: Barmymoo on 25 May 2012, 02:34
"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die."

I now need to see an all tiny anthro PC version of Romeo & Juliet. Any Shakespeare would probably be great, really  :-o
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #38 on: 25 May 2012, 06:44 »
To thine own self, be true. 


No, wait -

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #39 on: 25 May 2012, 17:14 »
"Considering she keeps live eels down there, I'm surprised it's so small..."
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« Reply #40 on: 25 May 2012, 18:47 »
"See, it's times like this that show why I've got the plushie and you don't."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #41 on: 25 May 2012, 19:59 »
Quote from: DSL on 21 May 2012, 19:08
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 May 2012, 14:32
I'm having a trouble coming up with a whole entry... so let's do this in parts.

Jump in with any part you want...

H:
Ma:
Mo:
W: I don't think they make hats big enough for Station to wear....

I'm going to hell for this, but ...

HANNELORE: "You guys have been talking to my dad again, haven't you? For the last time, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
MARIGOLD: "Yeah, sure, and you spent that whole night 'watching the Pacific Ocean' ..."
MOMO (to WINSLOW): "Hannelore would have insisted on ... protection ... wouldn't she have?"
...

Wow. It took me a while to get that one, but WOW. ;D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 63
« Reply #42 on: 25 May 2012, 20:58 »
Winslow: Um......why do I have the feeling this is how most Hentai films start.......
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