Topic: QC Captions Vol. 66 (Read 13844 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 10 Jun 2012, 12:05 »

Hope everyone's June is off to a good start. Happy LGBT Pride Month!* FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

*(In America, at least, I dunno if its universal)

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 12:19 »

MARTEN: And here's my attempt at rearranging the books to celebrate LGBT Month!

DARK-COMPLECTED GIRL: (irritated) Haven't you ever heard of ROYGBIV?

REDHEAD: I think he may be colorblind...

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 12:19 »

Marten: And this is our collection of Victorian Era pornography.
Red Head: How delightfully 19th century.
Black woman: They had pornography back then?

RyanW1019 · « **Reply #3 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 12:30 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 10 Jun 2012, 12:19

Marten: And this is our collection of Victorian Era pornography.
Red Head: How delightfully 19th century.
Black woman: They had pornography back then?

Darn you! As soon as I saw the picture I thought of that joke.

celticgeek · « **Reply #4 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 12:37 »

And I was worried that Omega Entity had already posted it, since she posted before I got mine posted.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #5 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 13:03 »

Nah, no worries of me ever getting a clever caption in - there's a reason why I don't participate much in these

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #6 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 13:26 »

Marten: "and this red one deactivates the traps…"
Stripy shirt: "How did we get into this 'library LARP' thing again?"
Dark blue tee: "Hush, you, I gotta get this down."

cvcharger · « **Reply #7 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 13:58 »

Redhead: So what do you think Tai is smoking?
Girl taking notes: What makes you think she smoked it?
Marten: All I know is, I sure could use some right now.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 10 Jun 2012, 23:44 »

Voice from behind bookshelf: "PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
Marten: "And this is the Gene Wilder wing."
Red: "What? This place just get weirder and weirder"
Piercings (joking): "Where's the Frau Blucher room?"
Sound FX: [horses neighing]

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 03:22 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 10 Jun 2012, 23:44

Voice from behind bookshelf: "PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
Marten: "And this is the Gene Wilder wing."
Red: "What? This place just get weirder and weirder"
Piercings (joking): "Where's the Frau Blucher room?"
Sound FX: [horses neighing]

WIN. And that's FRONCK-en-steen. (distant thunder).

Border Reiver · « **Reply #10 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 04:48 »

Marten: "This is the "Pintsize Memorial Pornography Wing,"

Slight Red-Haired Girl: "We, ummmm, might already be familiar with this area...."

Book Girl: "Speak for yourself."

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #11 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 06:40 »

Martin: "And this is where we keep our Victorian pornography"

Red-Head: "That's....a lot."

Girl Taking Notes: "Shhh!"

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 07:01 »

MARTEN: "For the secret part of the briefing, we need to step into the Cone of Silence."
RED: "WHAT?"
NOTEBOOK GIRL: "WHAT?!"
TAI and MOMO (from office): "Quiet out there!"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #13 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 21:34 »

Marten: These are actually all just cardboard boxes made to look like books.
Redhead: Why do I get the feeling this is the opening of a library porn scene?
Black girl: Dibs on top.
Asian girl: *thinking* We might break him...

Vurogj · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 22:36 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 11 Jun 2012, 21:34

Marten: These are actually all just cardboard boxes made to contain tiny hats.
Redhead: What kind of library is this?
Black girl: Yeeesssssss.
Asian girl: *thinking* Yessss the litle haaats.

FTFY

Soulsynger · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 08:03 »

Marten: "If either of you three can make out what is written on any of these books' spines you get to write it down on 'em so everyone can."
Claire: "I can't. I forgot my glasses this morning."
Gabby: "That one say 'Butts.' in a victorian font."

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 11:46 »

MARTEN (in awe): "The library!"
CLAIRE: "It's only a bookshelf."
GABRIELLE (called GABBY by everyone): "Shhh!"

Akima · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 17:31 »

Marten: "And this is the Browncoat collection. In this section of the comic Firefly rules apply."
Claire: "I'm afraid to ask, but what does that mean?"
Gabby: "Nobody who looks Chinese gets any lines."
Emily:

Phyysh · « **Reply #18 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 18:25 »

Marten: And this is where we keep our lolicon porn.
Claire: Uhh... is this really appropriate?
Gabby: Is this where we send them when someone asks for "the children's section"?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 18:47 »

Quote from: Akima on 12 Jun 2012, 17:31

Marten: "And this is the Browncoat collection. In this section of the comic Firefly rules apply."
Claire: "I'm afraid to ask, but what does that mean?"
Gabby: "Nobody who looks Chinese gets any lines."
Emily:

This one got a chuckle out of me.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #20 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 18:52 »

Marten: .- -. -.. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .- / -... --- --- -.- ... .... . .-.. ..-. .-.-.-
Claire: W-what is he saying?
Gabby: SHHH!!

Redball · « **Reply #21 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 18:58 »

Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 20:32 »

Quote from: Redball on 12 Jun 2012, 18:58

Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.

Look up what?

Omega Entity · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 20:39 »

The Morse code, I'm guessing?

celticgeek · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 20:43 »

I looked it up just to make sure.

cvcharger · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 23:08 »

Marten: And this is where we keep the First Edition Melvilles.
Emily: Are you sure? They smell like the Victorian porn.
Marten: You have to stand next to the bookcase to smell the First Editioness.
Claire: That is... How can you even tell the difference?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #26 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 00:23 »

Quote from: Redball on 12 Jun 2012, 18:58

Awesome! I didn't need to look it up.

I'm afraid I had to make some educated guesses to fill in certain characters, but I'm fairly sure I got it without looking it up: This is a ?oo?shel?? - Hmmm. What might it be?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #27 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 04:20 »

Woo! Second image!

techkid · « **Reply #28 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 04:33 »

Yelling Bird: "The hell you looking at, lady? This is my float for the next Gay Pride Parade!"
Pride Orb: "See, I actually do float."
Sweet Tits: "Always thought you were too butch to be straight..."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #29 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 04:33 »

Yelling Bird: "I got the contract to do the audio books for "Early Bird"!"

Pride Orb: "Excellent! Let's go get a coffee to celebrate. I know this little out of the way place in North Hampton."

Sweet Tits: "Maybe next time guys, I have a reading for a spot in the main comic and I really need to beat out this Oriental looking girl for the part."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #30 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 07:19 »

YB: "Look, I laid an egg!"
SO: "I'm Rhiannon! I'm an egg! I consist of a calciferous shell surrounding nutritious matter! I float like a bandicoot!"
ST: "Great! I was about to make breakfast."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 13 Jun 2012, 20:49 »

YB: Goddammit, Jeph allows you to appear in the regular strips in the background, so when are we gonna get cameos?!
PO: And don't suggest "balloon on a string" for me......
ST: Well, *looks at Yelling Bird* if you acted nicer to Jeph and not call him a "Blowhard Cuntsmacker" in your strips.....*looks at Pride Orb* or reminded him of what he did at ComicCon that one year with that Pikachu cosplayer.....you'd appear in the main strips.

WAYF · « **Reply #32 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 02:05 »

Quote from: techkid on 13 Jun 2012, 04:33

Yelling Bird: "The hell you looking at, lady? This is my float for the next Gay Pride Parade!"
Pride Orb: "See, I actually do float."
Sweet Tits: "Always thought you were too butch to be straight..."

It's not so much a Pride Orb as a Gay Pride Orb. The more I think about it, the more it works.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #33 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 02:23 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 13 Jun 2012, 20:49

[ ... ] or reminded him of what he did at ComicCon that one year with that Pikachu cosplayer [ ... ]

... Dude's livin' the dream.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #34 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 08:13 »

Yelling Bird: Take us to fucking tijuana or I'll cut your pink ass!!

Pride Orb: If I do, you will end up with a new cloaca infection so bad that doctor will name it after you.

Sweet Tits: You know, I think I like the orb better this way.

On a side note: How much infinately wierder would QC get if Sweet Tits and the YB made it into the regular cast?

cvcharger · « **Reply #35 on:** 14 Jun 2012, 08:24 »

Yelling Bird: So you're saying that your personality got switched with that goth chick who owns the Coffee Shop of Doom.
Shame/ Pride Orb: (actually Dora) Yes, and I need to be switched back immediately. I knew that hex that Raven placed on Faye would come back to haunt us.
Sweet Tits: Wait, if she placed the hex on Faye, then how did you...
Shame/Pride Orb: She has a terrible aim.