Topic: QC Captions Vol. 69 (hehe) (Read 9937 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 01 Jul 2012, 08:24 »

Happy 69 week/Fourth of July week (if you're in the U.S), everyone! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

HiFranc · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 08:55 »

Marten: Meet the new life-like anthroPC.
Dora: Do you have a bedroom mode?
Tai: What?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 11:03 »

Dora: “So, what are we doing for 69 week?”
Tai: “Buh?”
Marten: “Are you taking requests?”

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 12:14 »

Dora: "Will you marry me?"
Tai: "Yes."
Marten: "Mazel Tov!"

TinPenguin · « **Reply #4 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 14:18 »

Marten: Do you like your new squeezy toy, Dora?
Dora: Omigod! It squeaks!

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 15:25 »

DORA: "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee etc."
MARTEN: "Well, you didn't do too bad a job taking care of the kitty, so Faye and I thought you were ready."
TAI: "Will you be my new mommy?"

jmucchiello · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 17:29 »

Quote from: TinPenguin on 01 Jul 2012, 14:18

Marten: Do you like your new squeezy toy, Dora?
Dora: Omigod! It squeaks!

Tai: <squeaks>

jmucchiello · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 17:32 »

Dora: Gaze into my eyes. You will obey only my voice, and Marten at work.
Tai: Yes, Mistress.
Marten: Cool, Now maybe I can watch Adventure Time at work.

~~mustang6172~~ · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 Jul 2012, 18:41 »

Dora: Butts butts butts butts butts!
Tai: Butts?
Marten: Butts!

techkid · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 02:57 »

One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number

)... but no.

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 06:04 »

Quote from: techkid on 02 Jul 2012, 02:57

One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number )... but no.

IDUHG took care of that in the thread title. The bar is raised.

WAYF · « **Reply #11 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 07:11 »

Right... the "bar" is "raised"...

Dora: And that's why I think you should go and slay the dragon - for the good of all the elves in Yorkshire!
Marten: She wasn't around for the briefing. Why not explain to her what kind of theatre we're staging here.
Tai (thinking): Come oonnn... is this gonna turn into a sexy dream or not?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 08:24 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 01 Jul 2012, 08:24

Happy 69 week/Fourth of July week (if you're in the U.S), everyone! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Dora: "It's done! I got Starbucks to close down!"

Tai: "Buh"

Marten: "Bombs or arson this time?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 09:51 »

Faye: A little more ... to the right.. now a scootch to the left ... there!
Tai: Buh?
Marten: Cool! an Annular Fayeclipse!

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 10:16 »

TAI: "What?"
DORA: "I said, I CAN'T HEAR WHAT MARTEN IS SAYING!"
MARTEN: (Marten's audio begins at 0:40 HERE)

Sorflakne · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 18:08 »

Dora: I said, "Let's break out the mudwrestling pit."
Tai: ...Ok...
Marten: Huh, dinner and a show...

cvcharger · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 20:16 »

Dora: Tai? Tai? Hello, is anyone there?
Marten: That won't do, she's still high as hell.
Tai: Hi Randy. I'm a marsupial too.

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Jul 2012, 21:29 »

DORA: "... and you shake it all about!"
TAI: "Then I d-do the h-hok-key po-k-k-ey and-d-d I t-t-urn-n m-mysel-l-f a-r-r-r-oun-n-d-d... "
MARTEN: "That's what it's all about!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #18 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 01:25 »

DORA: Tai, yes, I will marry you!!
TAI: Hlrugh?
MARTEN: Omigog omigod OMIGOD, can I be the ring bearer at the wedding I always wanted to be a ringbearer.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 05:00 »

Because, everyonce in a while, it is good to reminise:

Dora: "Yes, you can! You can save 15% or more on your insurance by switching to Geico!"

Tai: "Buh?"

MArten: "I thought we left this behind before we started getting to signifigant numbers? Faye, you got the memo, we left the insurance and the pancake references behind, didn't we?"

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 05:57 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 03 Jul 2012, 01:25

DORA: Tai, yes, I will marry you!!
TAI: Hlrugh?
MARTEN: Omigog omigod OMIGOD, can I be the ring bearer at the wedding I always wanted to be a ringbearer.

Callback WEETH A TWEEST FTW.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 10:34 »

Oh hey, it's the Fourth of July this week in the UK too! What a coinkidink!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 12:51 »

Sorry, Independence Day week in the U.S.

You'd think Britons of all people would remember.

/burn

jk

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 14:07 »

So I asked my Canadian friends, "Do you have the Fourth of July, too?"
And they said, "Sure."
"And we also have the first, second, third, fifth, sixth ... "

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 17:24 »

Dora: "Ooh, neat, Butch Fireworks! How do you set it off?"
Tai: "Buh?"
Marten: "I think you already did."

RyanW1019 · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 20:29 »

Dora: So do you just want some coffee or would you prefer a quick fuck on the counter?

Tai: Buh?

Marten: Wow, deja vu.

Kugai · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Jul 2012, 22:18 »

Dora: "I have made up my mind! You will marry me!!"
Tai: "Duhbuhwha??"
Marten: "Great! I bags walking Tai down the aisle."

WAYF · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 01:15 »

Quote from: DSL on 02 Jul 2012, 06:04

Quote from: techkid on 02 Jul 2012, 02:57
One could insert the obligatory sexual joke here (Tai, Dora and this week's number )... but no.

IDUHG took care of that in the thread title. The bar is raised.

Actually, I disagree.

Dora: I'll show YOU a "Volume 69"...

Tai: Buh?

Marten: Naw, I've seen Volume 69 and you're definitely not in it.

techkid · « **Reply #28 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 02:42 »

Oh, all right...

Dora: "Marten told me about that 'Victorian-Era' section, and I want to explore some of it with you. I'll get my petticoats!"
Tai: "'Victorian-Era'? Oh, yeah! Oh... wow..."
Marten: "Between the parties and the cartoons she must have forgotten how much porn there was. Better switch on some Adventure Time to snap her out of it."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 12:44 »

Sorry about the delay; had a family emergency this morning. Anyway, happy Independence Day, America!

Enjoy

Border Reiver · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 13:35 »

Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 14:23 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 04 Jul 2012, 13:35

Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.

Nice meta, there.

Anyway:

"MARI SUE": "Not all my vices are devices."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #32 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 14:30 »

I see what u did there

jwhouk · « **Reply #33 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 17:03 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 04 Jul 2012, 13:35

Mr. Hodges? Your table is ready.

WIN.

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Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #34 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 17:55 »

"I'll trade you a demitasse for a burka".

cvcharger · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 22:03 »

Nearly a week since this thread went up, and I'm just now getting what the joke was. Damn I'm slow.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #36 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 23:11 »

Marigold: "Jeph, you perv!"

edit:

Quote from: cvcharger on 04 Jul 2012, 22:03

Nearly a week since this thread went up, and I'm just now getting what the joke was. Damn I'm slow.

Some people get it late, others never do.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #37 on:** 04 Jul 2012, 23:46 »

Marigold: You'll never have this. Never.

WAYF · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Jul 2012, 03:23 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 04 Jul 2012, 23:46

Marigold: You'll never have this. Never. And come to think of it, neither will I...

Fixed that for you.

jmucchiello · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 Jul 2012, 19:38 »

Marigold: Sigh, not this dream again.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 Jul 2012, 22:38 »

"I hope at least that this is my dream and not Dale's."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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