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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #250 on: 23 May 2013, 13:53 »

Weird, it shows up for me. How about this?
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #251 on: 23 May 2013, 13:54 »

I just realized that I didn't include the url for the bra store.. D'OH!

here it is: http://bustyresources.wikia.com/wiki/Offline_retailer

@ loki, at first I didn't see the simpsons pic, but when i reloaded the page it showed up.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #252 on: 23 May 2013, 13:56 »

How about

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #253 on: 26 May 2013, 16:42 »

I'm looking at suspender belts and omg so pretty.

A friend is having a birthday party next weekend and the theme is burlesque and I'm going all out because fuck yeah I can.

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #254 on: 26 May 2013, 23:33 »

Eeeee that's gonna be so much fun! I have three sets of garter belts. But they're all like... heavy-duty looking instead of sexy looking. Oh well. It's tough to find pretty lacy ones in my size that actually do a damn thing.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #255 on: 27 May 2013, 03:49 »

Yeah, I bought a plus size one size fits all so I'm a little worried it won't be able to actually do anything. It's being delivered too so won't know till it arrives. At least it'll be pretty!

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #256 on: 27 May 2013, 03:55 »

All this talk of bra sizes is making my head hurt. I am completely unable to correlate the sizings to actual breast sizes. :psyduck:

But on the topic of underwear and to make this post less off-topic: I'm wearing black and red boxershorts and black socks right now.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #257 on: 27 May 2013, 10:35 »

Thanks for posting that link, TRVA- i will definitely check it out :-)


Also- yay garter belts! So hot.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #258 on: 27 May 2013, 10:39 »

Chaos: It's not easy for those of us with boobs either! That's why we need charts and diagrams and directions...
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #259 on: 27 May 2013, 11:40 »

thats also why most women don't wear the right bra size. :(
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #260 on: 27 May 2013, 15:54 »

The belt and stockings I'm getting:

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #261 on: 27 May 2013, 20:13 »

Eeeeeee so cute!
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #262 on: 28 May 2013, 00:21 »

That counts as a belt? I would not have though...
That aside, those things look great. I wonder if I can get my girlfriend to try on something like this...
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #263 on: 28 May 2013, 05:36 »

It's called a garter belt/suspender belt because it goes around the waist or hips - it will never hold up pants or anything similar. It is only for holding up stockings of various sorts and looking sexy.

These are the ones I have: not nearly as sexy.





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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #264 on: 28 May 2013, 08:23 »

I like them, particularly the last one.

Has anyone ever found a pair of stocking with that sort of sticky rubber on the inside that actually works and holds them up?

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #265 on: 28 May 2013, 08:28 »

I like them, particularly the last one.
I completely agree with this.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #266 on: 28 May 2013, 08:40 »

Has anyone ever found a pair of stocking with that sort of sticky rubber on the inside that actually works and holds them up?

I have only ever seen those things really work on a super skinny person with tiny thighs.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #267 on: 28 May 2013, 11:27 »

I like them, particularly the last one.

Has anyone ever found a pair of stocking with that sort of sticky rubber on the inside that actually works and holds them up?

I've certainly not worn them, but they definitely exist. And my ex wasn't super skinny, she wasn't overweight either, but she had good thick legs on her.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #268 on: 31 May 2013, 16:27 »

Stephanie Clifford has an article in the New York Times about an innovation in bra design. One major manufacturer has announced that they'll produce a range of sizes and shapes that will -- are you sitting down? -- fit.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #269 on: 31 May 2013, 16:46 »

Yeah that seems unlikely.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #270 on: 31 May 2013, 16:58 »

I found a cheapish bra in my new size and holy lord does it fit well. I did not expect there to be such a difference. My only issue is the wire pokes into my armpits a little because I'm that short. Will try a sister size in a smaller cup to see if that is better, if I find one in the relevant size.

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #271 on: 05 Jun 2013, 10:04 »

I am wearing a bra that I got forever ago. It's always fit rather well, but today it is squeezing the life out of me. There's also a lot of stabbing happening in there. But I have no way to go home and change, so I will have to deal until I get home.

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #272 on: 05 Jun 2013, 11:54 »

Bluhhhhhhh, painful bras are the worst. I have one that has the underwire poking out in the center on both sides and every time I move the wrong way, it stabs me. And the sad part is that it fits me better than most of my other ones. Death to the angry undergarments!!!



It should also be noted that I am wearing -almost- my new size and it is still ridiculously uncomfortable. I don't think they make bras for boobs like mine.  :x
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #273 on: 05 Jun 2013, 12:16 »

The main thing that article from a while back made me realise is my boobs are top heavy. So on low cut bras I get a bad case of double boob, although most of my bras are still too small because lack of money.

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #274 on: 05 Jun 2013, 13:02 »

I had my girlfriend explain the whole sizing thing to me. I still don't get it completely but I now understand why it's so difficult for you ladies to find a fitting bra. :psyduck:
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #275 on: 06 Jun 2013, 09:07 »

Reminds me of a joke...

Many years ago, a rather dapper fellow went into a lingerie store - high collar, bowler, spats, the whole deal.  The clerk asked if she could help him, and he said he wanted to purchase a brassiere for a lady friend. 

"Certainly, sir; what size?" 

"Seven and three eighths."

"I'm sorry, sir?" 

"Seven and three eighths."

"I'm afraid that's not a brassiere size, sir.  How did you come by that number?" 

"Why, I measured it myself!" 

"May I ask how, sir?" 

"With my hat, of course!"


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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #276 on: 06 Jun 2013, 14:14 »

I'm getting a thing soon that I may show off in this thread.

Finally following up on this! Got a fashion corset for my birthday back at the end of April and I love it so much. My friend is having a burlesque themed birthday party this weekend and this is what I'll be wearing for it.


Except I managed to get a big ladder from the toes to the top in one of my stockings (before taking the photos) so a moment of silence for them please.  :-(
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #277 on: 06 Jun 2013, 14:19 »

Adorable! And that totally sucks. It's why I have lots of stockings, heh.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #278 on: 06 Jun 2013, 14:35 »

I have a set of socks with the days of the week, and finally managed to match them up again after months of having a random day on each foot when I wear them.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #279 on: 06 Jun 2013, 15:12 »

I have a set of socks with the days of the week, and finally managed to match them up again after months of having a random day on each foot when I wear them.

I've got a set of socks in the same vein and I have strenuously kept them together. I do very, very rarely wear them on the incorrect days.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #280 on: 06 Jun 2013, 16:24 »

I have a set of socks with the days of the week, and finally managed to match them up again after months of having a random day on each foot when I wear them.

I've got a set of socks in the same vein and I have strenuously kept them together. I do very, very rarely wear them on the incorrect days.

Sometimes I intentionally wear them on the wrong day.



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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #281 on: 06 Jun 2013, 16:27 »

I had some Batman sound effect socks with like 'bang' 'boom' and 'zap' on them. I intentionally mixed them up so my feet were fighting each other.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #282 on: 06 Jun 2013, 16:30 »

Thats one of the most nerdishcutable things ever.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #283 on: 06 Jun 2013, 17:00 »

I had some Batman sound effect socks with like 'bang' 'boom' and 'zap' on them. I intentionally mixed them up so my feet were fighting each other.
Pics or it didn't happen! Video would be better!
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #284 on: 06 Jun 2013, 17:06 »

LADIES! Let the grand tournament begin! Answer the question that males everywhere might heed the results. On your male counterpart if you indeed prefer this option in the bedroom (if not, please disregard this poll and flip to section seven, page 5912 of the human being manual for the correct documentation) what form of undergarment do you prefer?

A. Briefs aka the classic tighty whitey
B. Boxers aka room to breath
C. Boxer Briefs - aka the compromise
D. Something exotic
E. Commando

Well, I'm a dude who likes dudes so I'll answer this as well.
It really depends on what I'm feeling. Sometimes, i like guys to be in cute, colorful briefs. Same thing for boxer briefs. Boxers don't really do anything for me. And depending on the guy and the type, i can go for a jockstrap.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #285 on: 06 Jun 2013, 18:40 »

Oh also I approve of commando; but only if you don't get all messy.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #286 on: 06 Jun 2013, 23:55 »

I had some Batman sound effect socks with like 'bang' 'boom' and 'zap' on them. I intentionally mixed them up so my feet were fighting each other.
Pics or it didn't happen! Video would be better!

Alas I no longer own the aforementioned socks.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #287 on: 07 Jun 2013, 00:11 »

Welu,

Wooo Woooooop!

(Looks nice)

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #288 on: 07 Jun 2013, 13:33 »

Thanks, Neko amd Kat.  :-D

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #289 on: 07 Jun 2013, 14:09 »

Tomorrow my bachelorette party involves people giving me underthings. Aw yeah.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #290 on: 07 Jun 2013, 14:11 »

So... you are getting Australia?

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #291 on: 07 Jun 2013, 18:11 »

I don't think Australia appreciates you calling it the Earth's underpants. Because that would be Antartica.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #292 on: 08 Jun 2013, 05:41 »

I like them, particularly the last one.

Has anyone ever found a pair of stocking with that sort of sticky rubber on the inside that actually works and holds them up?

I've certainly not worn them, but they definitely exist. And my ex wasn't super skinny, she wasn't overweight either, but she had good thick legs on her.

You know, as horribly as we got along before and get along now, I really do miss those sexy legs of hers, Jesus Christ that girl was stacked too.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #293 on: 08 Jun 2013, 09:51 »

Due to my quote there I thought you were talking about me.  :psyduck:

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #294 on: 08 Jun 2013, 09:55 »

Well you've got good legs too :mrgreen:
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #295 on: 08 Jun 2013, 10:00 »

He's right!
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #296 on: 08 Jun 2013, 10:35 »

D'aww, thanks peoples! I needed that cause I'm dressed for the party and starting to get very concious of this skirt.  :psyduck:

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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #297 on: 09 Jun 2013, 09:41 »

I got sexy things last night for my honeymoon! Sadly I can't link to them because the website is stupid and won't let me link to individual items on their site. But I got 3 pretty bras, 1 flowy nightie, 1 lacy nightie, and a bunch of underpants. One of the bra/pantie sets has a garter belt skirt shown on the website, so I think I'm going to go pick that up sometime later this week along with some thigh highs.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #298 on: 09 Jun 2013, 11:53 »

Stockings make me absolutely crazy. One of my major turn-ons.
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Re: The random underwear (and socks) thread
« Reply #299 on: 09 Jun 2013, 12:08 »

Yay Linds!

Stockings, both wearing and seeing, are a turn-on for me as well. It may be why I have a fuck ton of them.
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