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Advice from Fortune Cookies

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Zingoleb:
Your friends will be amazed at your success.

My father was incredibly offended by this one. "Why would they be amazed I was successful?"

PthariensFlame:
A closed mouth catches no flies.

I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean...

Redball:
You mean you've never inhaled an insect?

Sorflakne:
My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".

jwhouk:

--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 11 Oct 2012, 19:38 ---My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".

--- End quote ---

You got that from xkcd, didn't you?

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