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QC Captions Vol. 84
« on: 14 Oct 2012, 11:49 »
Can't wait for the party to actually start! For now, FIRST IMAGE:



Angus: Don't make me turn this car around!
Faye: 'Turn the car arond?' What a lame threat. Here, lemme show you...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #1 on: 14 Oct 2012, 12:33 »
Angus: "I still don't know why you get so upset, my hands are still on the wheel aren't they?"
Faye: "Last time: Ten and Two position or I cut you."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #2 on: 14 Oct 2012, 12:47 »
ANGUS:  I swear to GOD I am not staring at that jogger's ass.
FAYE:  Yes you are, you crossed the double yellow twice in the last 30 seconds.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #3 on: 14 Oct 2012, 13:50 »
Angus:  "We're lost... no gas, no food, ... no hope..."

Faye:  "Dibs on Marigold's prime cuts!" 


Marten's too skinny, he'd be tough...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #4 on: 14 Oct 2012, 14:09 »
ANGUS:  Here we are!  Dentist's office!
FAYE:  Bitch, you said we were going to Disney World...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #5 on: 14 Oct 2012, 14:18 »
Angus: Don't tell me how to drive. I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well, I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the wheel.
Faye: Well I've got a knife.
Angus: Well I've got the...
Momo: I'VE GOT 4000 VOLTS RIGHT HERE FOR YOU BOTH
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #6 on: 14 Oct 2012, 14:43 »
Angus: My mistake.  We will be stopping for a potty break.
Faye: Damn right.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #7 on: 14 Oct 2012, 16:38 »
ANGUS: "Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-one bottles of beer. If one more bottle should happen to fall ... "
FAYE: "... I'm gonna lose it and murder you all."

She does so enjoy the murderin'.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #8 on: 14 Oct 2012, 18:56 »
Quote from: DSL on 14 Oct 2012, 16:38
ANGUS: "Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-one bottles of beer. If one more bottle should happen to fall ... "
FAYE: "... I'm gonna lose it and murder you all."

She does so enjoy the murderin'.

That'll be tough to beat.   *nod*

ANGUS:   Wow that is a big pirogi, kind of reminds me of Faye's --
FAYE:  My WHAT?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #9 on: 15 Oct 2012, 00:41 »
Angus: "Man, I forgot to shave this morning."
Faye: "I got this."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #10 on: 15 Oct 2012, 02:37 »
Faye: That's it! I'm hijacking this car to Savannah!
Angus: Wait... I thought we worked that fantasy out of your system last night... Do we need to pull over so I can try again?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #11 on: 15 Oct 2012, 02:58 »
Angus: "Whoa... is that a monk assassin battle over there?"
Faye: "I always wanted to get those guys, but Marty's skillet beat me to the action."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #12 on: 15 Oct 2012, 04:25 »
Angus: Sorry kids, but we're still in 2nd place. That last blue shell hit us kinda hard, and Bowser is just not giving me any room to overtake.

Faye: About that... would you rate a throwing knife as more or less effective than a standard red shell?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #13 on: 15 Oct 2012, 05:16 »
Angus: Fine, krispy kreme it is.  I don;t see what the difference is....

Faye: I'm from the south.  Real donuts come from krispy kreme.  dunkin donuts is where you sissy Northerns go...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #14 on: 15 Oct 2012, 05:20 »
Angus:  "I think the moose is still moving."

Faye:  "I got this.  Do you have enough rope to tie it to the car?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #15 on: 15 Oct 2012, 05:46 »
Angus: "That grizzly bear looks like it has love on its mind..."
Faye: "Don't worry, I got this. You need to help change Momo, though; I think she's eeled herself in terror."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #16 on: 15 Oct 2012, 08:11 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 15 Oct 2012, 05:46
I think she's eeled herself in terror."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #17 on: 15 Oct 2012, 09:54 »
Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #18 on: 15 Oct 2012, 10:50 »
Angus: "Damn, another five points on my SDIP* because of that stupid jogger."
Faye: "That's why you should always have an additional insurance against such events."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #19 on: 15 Oct 2012, 16:11 »
Quote from: Spiff on 15 Oct 2012, 10:50
Angus: "Damn, another five points on my SDIP* because of that stupid jogger."
Faye: "That's why you should always have an additional insurance against such events."

ANGUS:  And how does the knife fit into discussion?
FAYE:  No witnesses, no point increase.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #20 on: 15 Oct 2012, 23:22 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 15 Oct 2012, 09:54
Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Overly attached Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #21 on: 16 Oct 2012, 01:50 »
Angus: Is...Is...Is that a flying saucer?!?
Faye:  That'd expain the little green guy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #22 on: 16 Oct 2012, 06:24 »
Quote from: Soulsynger on 15 Oct 2012, 23:22
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 15 Oct 2012, 09:54
Angus: "I was thinking maybe we should spend some time apart."
Overly attached Faye: "I'll take you apart and you can stay that way as long as you want."



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #23 on: 16 Oct 2012, 13:38 »
AAAAHHHH IT WORKS TOO WELL IT WORKS TOO WEELLL!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #24 on: 16 Oct 2012, 13:58 »
I actually YELPED at that photoshop.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #25 on: 16 Oct 2012, 14:25 »
Angus: "Hey, whatever happened to your gym membership?"
Faye: "I cancelled them."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #26 on: 16 Oct 2012, 14:31 »
Referring to that photoshop...  I think we have our winner.    Eeep.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #27 on: 16 Oct 2012, 22:28 »
Angus : Maybe Pintsize was right... maybe it IS "Hold The Line".
Faye : Maybe someone wants to go wrestle a bear at knifepoint without their usual preparation.

Alternatively :

Angus (absent-mindedly) : ♫ Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you ♫
Faye : Sounds like someone wants to get their tailbone broken. Again.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #28 on: 16 Oct 2012, 23:51 »
OK, Idug, I'll bite - whose head is that? 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #29 on: 17 Oct 2012, 00:05 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 16 Oct 2012, 23:51
OK, Idug, I'll bite - whose head is that?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend

She does seem to be pretty cool with the whole thing, and is using her "fame" well so far.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #30 on: 17 Oct 2012, 01:10 »
Oh god, the last video on that page is hilarious  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #31 on: 17 Oct 2012, 06:44 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 Oct 2012, 06:24
[ ... ]
why

Because I can. You winner'd there, next pic!  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #32 on: 17 Oct 2012, 12:36 »
Thank yew  :-D NEW IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #33 on: 17 Oct 2012, 13:29 »
Marten: Is this house clean?
Marigold: THEY'RE HERE!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #34 on: 17 Oct 2012, 14:05 »
Marten:"Is that your stuff?"
Emily shakes her head
Marigold:"Santa visited me!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #35 on: 17 Oct 2012, 15:21 »
Marten: "You've inventoried those, right?"
Marigold: "CAN I KEEP THEM? CAN I CAN I CAN I?"

Alt. Marigold lines:
"The preciousssss!"
"My shineys!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #36 on: 17 Oct 2012, 20:06 »
Marten: Sorry, the batteries in her DS died halfway here, and she was going into withdrawal.

Marigold: I'M ALRIGHT NOW! AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #37 on: 17 Oct 2012, 23:51 »
Marten : You wrote "party favors" on that box, didn't you?
Marigold : VRRRRR SHLUP SHLUP SHLUP RRRRR WEEE OH YEAH BABY PFFTHBLTH UNF UNF UNF MM YEAH
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #38 on: 18 Oct 2012, 04:00 »
Marten: "You have a pile of video games but you've never heard of anime?"
Marigold: "I'm sitting on sharp-edged plastic!"


Alternative:

Marten: "So, that's <insert name of basic female geek stereotype here>."
Marigold: "I call dibs on player one!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #39 on: 18 Oct 2012, 06:41 »
Marten: "Didn't I warn you about the black bin?"
Marigold: "I like this party already!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #40 on: 18 Oct 2012, 08:10 »
Marten:  "Did you see that?"

Marigold:  "You'd jump a cross the room for these as well if you had any soul."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #41 on: 18 Oct 2012, 09:47 »
Marten: And now, Marigold will say something geeky, yet adorkable.

Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME BELONG TO US
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #42 on: 18 Oct 2012, 13:30 »
Quote from: DrBear on 18 Oct 2012, 09:47
Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG TO US

Fixed that for you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #43 on: 18 Oct 2012, 14:08 »
MARTIN:   (to Emily) You just collect the games, you don't own the console?
MARIGOLD:  NEVERMIND I BROUGHT MY OWN!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #44 on: 19 Oct 2012, 01:46 »
Quote from: PthariensFlame on 18 Oct 2012, 13:30
Quote from: DrBear on 18 Oct 2012, 09:47
Marigold: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG OF US

Fixed that for you.

Fixed that for you.
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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« Reply #45 on: 19 Oct 2012, 08:43 »
« Last Edit: 19 Oct 2012, 08:45 by pwhodges »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 84
« Reply #46 on: 21 Oct 2012, 00:54 »
Sure, you're right - but my way is more internetty! I honestly thought it was of, though, clearly the internet has rubbed off on my speech.
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
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