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[DSL]

HANNERS: "You're a stealthed VTOL flying vehicle which may or may not have aerospace capability. How the HELL can you have a groin injury?"
FLYER: "I don't know how Million Dollar Belt Sander did it, but he did it."

[Skewbrow]

Hannelore: Here I stand. By a serene lake. After many years of struggle I'm still plagued by my OCD. Is this my lot in life? Can you give me a sign?

Voice of God: Don't be fruitful and multiply. You are not ready for that. But you can count. add, divide and subtract. That is your gift to the world. Use it. Go in peace, my child. And strive to make a difference.

[Mr_Rose]

Hannelore: "OK, I know this is a bit sudden and all, and I really do like you a lot, but I just don't think we should see each other any more."

Stealth-Ship: "But… you've never seen me? I'm transpa… wait, is that a visibility joke? That's just low."

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

HANNERS: "You're a stealthed VTOL flying vehicle which may or may not have aerospace capability. How the HELL can you have a groin injury?"
FLYER: "I don't know how Million Dollar Belt Sander did it, but he did it."

HANNERS:  Don't be absurd,  invisible stealth-mecha don't have groins.
HOVERBLIMP:    ...how little you understand of robot-reproduction.   Talk to your father.

[Carl-E]

Hanners:  "Wait, if I can't see you, does that mean..."

Invisible voice:  "No, it doesn't work that way.  I can see you fine!" 

[jwhouk]

Hanners: "Just, don't tell mom about it, okay?"

Stealth Blimp AI: "All right, but Mr. Craig is going to be late for the premier in London, you know."

[cesium133]

Hanners: "So what did Clinton do after he found out I was going to be here?"
Stealth Blimp: "He went home and jacked off until his robotic hand fell off."

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

HANNERS:   "Groin injury--?  How did you--"

HOVERBLIMP:  "Hit the docking pad with my gear up.   Oy did that smart."

[DSL]

HANNERS: "You just went visible again for like a half-second there. You'd better get out of here before your cloak fails."
FLYER: "No problem. I'll just retract the tail fins and pull in the sensor mast, and people will think I'm a sun hat."

[Spiff]

Hanners: "Look, people don't like it when an invisible robot grabs their butt."

Stealth Ship: "Then give me back that 20 if you don't want to ask."

[DSL]

Hanners: "Look, people don't like it when an invisible robot grabs their butt."

Stealth Ship: "Then give me back that 20 if you don't want to ask."

I think you just moved into the lead with that one.

[jwhouk]

Hannelore: "So you're going to be monitoring that Clinton guy?"

Stealth Blimp AI: "Yeah. Station's already got the lasers set up on the station. When you hear the tone on your headset, get about 30 yards away, pronto."

[cesium133]

Hannelore: "So you're going to be monitoring that Clinton guy?"

Stealth Blimp AI: "Yeah. Station's already got the lasers set up on the station. When you hear the tone on your headset, get about 30 yards away, pronto."

Hannelore: "They're also going to want some popcorn for the party. Can you handle that?"
Stealth Blimp: "Sure, just get the popcorn set up, and I can divert the laser after frying Clinton."

[Is it cold in here?]

HANNERS: "You just went visible again for like a half-second there. You'd better get out of here before your cloak fails."
FLYER: "No problem. I'll just retract the tail fins and pull in the sensor mast, and people will think I'm a sun hat."

Magnificent.