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The wordplay thread
TheFuriousWombat:
I recently found myself needing to produce a series of medieval puns. Here is what I came up with in a couple of minutes:
Q: What do people who pledge loyalty to a feudal lord in return for protection use as lubricant?
A: Vassal-ine
Q: What did the indifferent king say to the castle builder's argument?
A: It was a moat point
Q: What was the Knights'-errant favorite movie?
A: A Liege of Their Own
Q: What argument did the castellan use to claim all the mutton chops as his own?
A: He said they were his ramparts
This is what happens when you graduate with degrees in history and literature and then cannot find a remotely relevant job.
TheEvilDog:
--- Quote from: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2012, 02:51 ---Some of the puns here are quite a stretch.
--- End quote ---
Hey, mine wasn't stretched, just obscure :-P
Rockman:
One night in college a bunch of us were up late studying in the mineralogy lab (about 3 a.m.) and we decided to try and come up with geology pickup lines. This is what my research partner came up with:
"You must be a clay particle because you sure are fine."
Is it cold in here?:
"You must be galena because you have perfect cleavage."
Akima's electrical punning really hertz.
Kugai:
I Gauss that this will continue
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