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QC Captions Vol. 86
DSL:
DORA: "Thezhe cookiezh are amafinb! What did you say you used to make them?"
MRS. NUDIST: "Oh, just the hearts and souls of young people like yourself, dear!"
TAI: "Mine tasted like bourbon, peaches and rage. And it was really warm."
MR. NUDIST: "We have a cute little girl over on the other side of the lake who lures them here by swimming around, singing 'Muskrat'!"
Is it cold in here?:
Wow. Another winner.
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
DORA: These are fantastic. I love the shiny sprinkles on top.
WIFE: My husband makes those for me.
TAI: Wow you've really made millions of dollars just selling belt sanders?
HUSBAND: Darn right. Easy as kicking someone in the balls.
Vurogj:
Dora : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Wife : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Tai : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't caaaaaaaaaaare ♫
Husband : Well, actually I did care, no protective clothing you see. I can show you the scars if you want?
Skewbrow:
Tai: "GrandPa, did you really have to come to the door sporting a woody? It was sooo embarrassing."
Mr Hubbert: "Sweetheart, you know the way it is with Ethel. You kind of interrupted us. And since when have you become such a prude. Last time you told you had undressed in front of your friends on many occasions. Uno."
Mrs Hubbert: "Dora, you really remind me of this fetish model Stanley and I like. What was her name again? Veronica ... something. Are you sure you aren't related to her?"
Dora: (spit-take) "Thethe cookieth are amathing."
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