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QC Captions Vol. 90
Border Reiver:
Tai: "Was that Marten I saw out here earlier?"
Gabby: "I'm sure you're mistaken. That could have been any skinny, dark haired boy on this lake. And I'm fairly positive he had a suit on."
DSL:
TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: "Depends. If there's a bendy straw, you leave that lying next to the tray while you unwrap the food with your right hand while holding the spork in your left. Unless your drink cup has a snap lid, in which case you stand the bendy straw up in the little X-hole. Either way, once you unwrap the food, you leave the food on the spread-out wrapper and transfer your spork to your right hand. If you have a side dish like fries, you can, in an informal setting, spread the fries out on one side of the wrapper."
PintsizeForPresident:
--- Quote from: DSL on 29 Nov 2012, 07:30 ---TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: "Depends. If there's a bendy straw, you leave that lying next to the tray while you unwrap the food with your right hand while holding the spork in your left. Unless your drink cup has a snap lid, in which case you stand the bendy straw up in the little X-hole. Either way, once you unwrap the food, you leave the food on the spread-out wrapper and transfer your spork to your right hand. If you have a side dish like fries, you can, in an informal setting, spread the fries out on one side of the wrapper."
--- End quote ---
Alternative ending:
GABBY: That depends. Is it a spork or a foon?
Caspian Sea Monster:
--- Quote from: DSL on 29 Nov 2012, 07:30 ---TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: [stuff about sporks and bendy straws]
--- End quote ---
We deserve this.
Is it cold in here?:
"Why didn't you invite Marten to join us when you did invite girls?"
"It's not the teat, it's the tumidity."
(not original, Edwin Newman came up with this).
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