Topic: QC Captions Vol. 90 (Read 26432 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 25 Nov 2012, 07:15 »

Heya folks! Ready for a new caption game?? FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 07:34 »

CLINTON: Now that we've gotten to know one another, what's in the black bin?
MARTEN: For the last time, don't ask about the black bin, dammit!
CLAIRE: Trust me, you don't want to know.

DrBear · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 07:59 »

CLINTON: There's no such thing as a crimson-haired conspiracy.
MARTEN: I didn't say crimson-haired, I said blue-eyed!

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 08:32 »

Clinton: "Why is this guy so weird?"

Marten: "I'M NOT WEIRD! My friends are..."

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 08:35 »

CLINTON: "You didn't have to be such a dick just because I took a picture of Dr. E's kid."
MARTEN: "YOU DIDN'T TAKE ONE OF ME."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 09:26 »

Clinton: "You know, you were a big jerk to me the last time we talked."
Marten: "Probably because you. Were. Stalking. My. FRIEND!"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 10:49 »

Clinton: "Why is that doof looking at me funny?"
Marten: "Because I licked that! It was mine!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 11:04 »

Clinton: "Your shirt is mis-spelled! It's an insult to anal-retentives everywhere!"
Marten: "It's vintage, dammit!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 11:19 »

CLINTON: You know, Marten, I am starting to like you.
MARTEN: Get your hand out of my pants!

Carl-E · « **Reply #9 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 12:18 »

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 14:18 »

Clinton: "My other hand is a chainsaw."
MartenL "Just wait while I go get the boomstick."

techkid · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 22:44 »

Clinton: "Don't get so pissy. Just because you suck at thumb wrestling..."
Marten: "Dammit, you're playing with a freakin' robot hand!"

riccostar · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 22:50 »

Clinton: You really need to learn how to use those new coffee machines, this is terr-
Marten: GIFT HORSES! GIFT HORSES!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Nov 2012, 01:21 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 25 Nov 2012, 14:18

Clinton: "My other hand is a chainsaw."
MartenL "Just wait while I go get the boomstick."

Ooh, nice one! Allow me to ~~borrow~~corrupt your idea:

CLINTON: Yes, I have several other hands: a vibrator, a tentacle, and of course a fleshlight
MARTEN: Too. Much. INFORMATION!
CLINTON: Now if only Hannelore...
MARTEN: STAY AWAY FROM HER!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Nov 2012, 04:47 »

Clinton: "Thank you for being the sort of person my sister would open up to. Oh, can you help me out? I need to find out why I'm $40 lighter in the wallet then when I got here."

Marten: "That's between your sister and Cossette to explain."

K1dmor · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Nov 2012, 13:52 »

Clinton: "Of course you are not surprised about Claire. You even stand like a girl."

Marten: "No, i don't!"

whitehole · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Nov 2012, 21:08 »

Clinton : I'm a bit skeptical about your coffee making technique since you don't seem to know how to spell "tea" properly.

Marten : It's irony! Not that you would understand, robot!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Nov 2012, 01:34 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 26 Nov 2012, 13:52

Clinton: "Of course you are not surprised about Claire. You even stand like a girl."

Marten: "No, i don't!"

WIN!

Spiff · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Nov 2012, 05:31 »

Clinton: "You don't trick me. Something is wrong with that coffee."

Marten: "For the last time, I haven't spit in your coffee, but..."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 10:56 »

hehe. NEW IMAGE:

Redball · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 11:02 »

Tai: "Did ... did you just feel something like ... a warm current?"

Gabby: "Nope."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 11:40 »

OK, good! Got the urine joke out of the way right away.

Redball · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 12:01 »

Yeah, someone had to go first.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 12:03 »

Someone had to *go* first, too.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 12:42 »

"I thought you were going to unclog the drain!"
"You said you were going to!"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 13:33 »

"See, I told you putting clothes in the dishwasher was a bad idea."
"Yeah, but you didn't have to use mine too!"

(Alt second line: "at least the clothes washer shorted out first; I don't think the guarantee covers broken glass in the motor")

Skewbrow · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 13:45 »

Tai: "I hope you don't find this too creepy. I mean, technically I'm your boss."
Gabby: "At least you're not my calculus teacher. I'm sure there is social protocol for this."
Momo (underwater): "You called?"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 13:54 »

TAI: Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
GABBY: No, but I do believe I see a Sasquatch running along the beach.

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 14:02 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 28 Nov 2012, 13:54

TAI: Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
GABBY: No, but I do believe I see a Sasquatch running along the beach.

TAI: "Oh, that's just the guy who lives on the other side of the lake."

riccostar · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 14:25 »

Tai: "This would be more fun drunk"
Gabby: "Yeah, that sounds almost as fun as drowning"

WAYF · « **Reply #30 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 14:41 »

Tai: Why did you make such a big deal over hiding behind a bush to undress, anyway? It's not like I haven't seen a woman naked before.

Gabby: It's the HUMILITY.

(I am so very sorry...)

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 16:08 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Nov 2012, 14:41

Tai: Why did you make such a big deal over hiding behind a bush to undress, anyway? It's not like I haven't seen a woman naked before.

Gabby: It's the HUMILITY.

(I am so very sorry...)

Oh bloody hell, that's a WIN, now and forever.

I'll just take mine 'round back and shoot it.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 17:10 »

nice one, wayf!

</intentional non-sequitur>

Tai: So, the hot dogs are ready, huh?
Gabby: Umm... Muskrat?

</intentional non-sequitur>

Soulsynger · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 23:33 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Nov 2012, 14:41

[ ... ]
Gabby: It's the HUMILITY.
[ ... ]

Took me a second. Then I lol'd.

Tai: "Agree that we never tell anyone about this?"
Gabby: " 'InvisiblUFO' abduction? Yepp."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Nov 2012, 23:57 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Nov 2012, 14:41

Tai: Why did you make such a big deal over hiding behind a bush to undress, anyway? It's not like I haven't seen a woman naked before.

Gabby: It's the HUMILITY.

Thread over. Next image.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 06:39 »

Tai: "Was that Marten I saw out here earlier?"

Gabby: "I'm sure you're mistaken. That could have been any skinny, dark haired boy on this lake. And I'm fairly positive he had a suit on."

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 07:30 »

TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: "Depends. If there's a bendy straw, you leave that lying next to the tray while you unwrap the food with your right hand while holding the spork in your left. Unless your drink cup has a snap lid, in which case you stand the bendy straw up in the little X-hole. Either way, once you unwrap the food, you leave the food on the spread-out wrapper and transfer your spork to your right hand. If you have a side dish like fries, you can, in an informal setting, spread the fries out on one side of the wrapper."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #37 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 08:44 »

Quote from: DSL on 29 Nov 2012, 07:30

TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: "Depends. If there's a bendy straw, you leave that lying next to the tray while you unwrap the food with your right hand while holding the spork in your left. Unless your drink cup has a snap lid, in which case you stand the bendy straw up in the little X-hole. Either way, once you unwrap the food, you leave the food on the spread-out wrapper and transfer your spork to your right hand. If you have a side dish like fries, you can, in an informal setting, spread the fries out on one side of the wrapper."

Alternative ending:
GABBY: That depends. Is it a spork or a foon?

Caspian Sea Monster · « **Reply #38 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 08:51 »

Quote from: DSL on 29 Nov 2012, 07:30

TAI: "So do you prefer the spork in your left hand or right?"
GABBY: [stuff about sporks and bendy straws]

We deserve this.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #39 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 11:31 »

"Why didn't you invite Marten to join us when you did invite girls?"
"It's not the teat, it's the tumidity."

(not original, Edwin Newman came up with this).

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #40 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 17:07 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 29 Nov 2012, 08:44

Alternative ending:
GABBY: That depends. Is it a spork or a foon?

Never call it that again. Never. My best friend calls it that and even though she's not a forumite, I don't want there to be even the slightest possibility that she could ever get the idea that foon is a word. In other words....

It's called a spork. The End.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #41 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 17:59 »

There was a "foon" in a Doctor Seuss story.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #42 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 18:03 »

jwhouk · « **Reply #43 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 18:41 »

Tai: "Wasn't the sun just out a moment ago?"
Gabby: "Yeah, it's like something large and invisible just floated in front of it..."

DSL · « **Reply #44 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 19:10 »

Fun fact: "Spork" was almost Mr. Spock's name.

Fun opinion: "Foon" sounds like a Don Martin sound effect.

Foon foon foon foon foon.

riccostar · « **Reply #45 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 19:21 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Nov 2012, 18:41

Tai: "Wasn't the sun just out a moment ago?"
Gabby: "Yeah, it's like something large and invisible just floated in front of it..."

Haha, the Immininent Presence really wants to party.

pwhodges · « **Reply #46 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 23:23 »

Do people actually use sporks? I've never even seen one, and the first time I met the word was when I watched FLCL. I note that the spell-checker in this browser doesn't acknowledge them either.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #47 on:** 29 Nov 2012, 23:26 »

Depends on the situation, If I'm eating takeaway on the go (like nachos or pasta) I'll use one.

Problem isn't the design per se it's the material. Companies make them as thin and weak as possible because they are single-use disposables... ergo they sell for a fraction of a cent/are sold in bulk. No sense in spending money on material that is just getting chucked after one use.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #48 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 00:49 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 29 Nov 2012, 17:07

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 29 Nov 2012, 08:44
Alternative ending:
GABBY: That depends. Is it a spork or a foon?

Never call it that again. Never. My best friend calls it that and even though she's not a forumite, I don't want there to be even the slightest possibility that she could ever get the idea that foon is a word. In other words....

It's called a spork. The End.

I think I'll call it a foon then, simply to spite you.

foon foon foon foon foon

On a more serious note: what did we do to deserve this infestation of cutlery discussions? Did we perhaps anger Anoia, goddess of things that get stuck in drawers?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #49 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 00:55 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 28 Nov 2012, 10:56

hehe. NEW IMAGE:

Tai: Spoon?
Gabby: Only if I'm outside. I tend to fart in my sleep.

(back on track... and AWAY we go!)

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 90 (Read 26432 times)

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