Topic: QC Captions Vol. 90 (Read 26218 times)

Spiff · « **Reply #50 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 02:05 »

Tai: "Looks like Jeph has problems with the paint bucket tool."

Gabby: "You mean it's not just getting dark?"

DSL · « **Reply #51 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 05:41 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 29 Nov 2012, 23:26

Depends on the situation, If I'm eating takeaway on the go (like nachos or pasta) I'll use one.

Problem isn't the design per se it's the material. Companies make them as thin and weak as possible because they are single-use disposables... ergo they sell for a fraction of a cent/are sold in bulk. No sense in spending money on material that is just getting chucked after one use.

You can buy them made out of titanium. I'm not sure why.

At least one outfit sells a foon. It comes with chopsticks.

jwhouk · « **Reply #52 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 05:51 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 29 Nov 2012, 23:23

Do people actually use sporks? I've never even seen one, and the first time I met the word was when I watched FLCL. I note that the spell-checker in this browser doesn't acknowledge them either.

They are the only utensils we give the youth at our fine facility of not-so-higher learning.

And they come in a "permaware plastic" style for places like ours.

DrBear · « **Reply #53 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 11:56 »

The first time anybody from my small town saw one of these was in high school in the early 70s when we went to a larger city for a conference. They served breakfast in the school cafeteria, and there they were, bowl and prongs together.

And without us ever having seen them before, we immediately argued over whether they were sporks or foons.

(We preferred foons, because that's just a funnier word.)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #54 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:16 »

Didn't your small town have a franchise of Fried Unhealthy Chicken of Kentucky? They at least used to put sporks (damn you autocorrect, not "sparks"!) in their packages.

DSL · « **Reply #55 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:35 »

TAI: "I can't see a thing underwater. Not that I'm, uh, trying to or anything."
GABBY: "It's the turbidity."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #56 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:20 »

Quote from: DSL on 30 Nov 2012, 12:35

TAI: "I can't see a thing underwater. Not that I'm, uh, trying to or anything."
GABBY: "It's the turbidity."

Bravo, sir. You win a SCIENCE!.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #57 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:45 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 30 Nov 2012, 12:16

Fried Unhealthy Chicken of Kentucky

Was that deliberate (look at the acronym)?

jwhouk · « **Reply #58 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 17:35 »

I would suspect so.

Tai: "Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Gabby: "Nah, I'm not a believer in the Fourth Wall."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #59 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 18:39 »

Yes, and the fact that it could be taken as accidental is a bonus.

DSL · « **Reply #60 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 19:13 »

TAI: "There's that thing that brought Hanners. It's practically standing still now, hovering over that house with the two nude old people. The back motors of the ship are just holding it just, just enough to keep it from — it burst into flames! It's on fire, and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible. It's burning and bursting into flames and, and it's falling on the nudists' house and all the forum agrees that this is terrible, this is one of the worst caption contest entries in the history of the forum. It's a terrible entry, ladies and gentlemen, and it's crashing to the ground, not quite to the pun jar ... "
GABBY: "It's the humanity!"

akronnick · « **Reply #61 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 21:24 »

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #62 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 22:28 »

Everyone's seen this?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #63 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 19:05 »

Tai: Couldn't help but notice a certain... perkiness... when you came out from the bush and got in the water...
Gabby: It's the frigidity.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #64 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 19:08 »

(http://www.allscrabblewords.com/words-that-end-with/dity)

Redball · « **Reply #65 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:13 »

Tai: But I can still see the ... the perkiness.

Gabby: It's the lucidity.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #66 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:51 »

TAI: They really know how to ruin a joke, don't they.
GABBY: It's the absurdity.

Redball · « **Reply #67 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 21:26 »

TAI: One of my friends thinks I spend too much time watching old reruns.

GABBY: It's the Lucydity.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #68 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 02:33 »

Quote from: Redball on 01 Dec 2012, 21:26

TAI: One of my friends thinks I spend too much time watching old reruns.

GABBY: It's the Lucydity.

I don't think we are talking about the same Lucy here:

TAI: I really like skeletons. Australopithecus afarensis in particular
GABBY: Me too! I call it Lucydity

DSL · « **Reply #69 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 03:08 »

TAI: "How come I can't float in this lake as well as I could in that big lake in Utah?"
GABBY: "It's the salinity."

Redball · « **Reply #70 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 06:49 »

TAI: Geez, you're really up on your politics!

GABBY: It's the Thucydity.

DSL · « **Reply #71 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 09:07 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 30 Nov 2012, 22:28

Everyone's seen this?

Get that manatee some codeine!

Or at least some Beano.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #72 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 09:08 »

Redball: Oh, my.

Redball · « **Reply #73 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 09:30 »

I'm trying to stop. Honest.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #74 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 10:42 »

You combined a good one with erudition. Mongo impressed.

jwhouk · « **Reply #75 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 12:55 »

Tai: "If I were you, I'd be getting tired of the meme-like jokes about your hair."

Gabby: "It's the idiocy."

Spiff · « **Reply #76 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 13:01 »

Tai: "From which song is 'where the grass is green and the girls are pretty'?"

Gabby: "It's from 'Paradise City'"

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #77 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 14:04 »

Tai: "There are getting to many of these jokes now."

Gabby: "There's a superfluity."

EDIT: Too used to IDEs adding closing quotes...

WAYF · « **Reply #78 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 16:52 »

What the hell did I start?

jwhouk · « **Reply #79 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 18:09 »

Tai: "That WAYF guy on the forums is getting upset over the overuse of your hair meme."
Gabby: "I know, but it's the comedy."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #80 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 18:13 »

TAI: Seriously, it's not like we are repeating ourselves.
GABBY: Indeed we have the variety!

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #81 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 21:53 »

Tai: "Do you think it's being run into the ground?"

Gabby: "Nah, that's the geology."

WAYF · « **Reply #82 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:25 »

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.

Tai: It's the middle of winter! How are we still swimming in this lake?

Gabby: It's the fluidity.

Redball · « **Reply #83 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 10:19 »

TAI: O hGod, I'm not feeling well!

GABBY: It's the mortality and morbidity.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #84 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 11:42 »

Tai: "Unrelated to anything at all, have you ever read those Viking navy seal books the blonde barista over at CoD is always talking about?"
Gabby: "No way! Nothing but turgidity, bleh!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #85 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:25 »

Tai: "Would you ever consider dating one of those fanboys/girls of that forum?"
Gabby: "Hmm. Some of them are kinda cute, but no thanks. Really. It's ... it's their stupidity."

Are we anywhere near the end of this ditty?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #86 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:53 »

"Why do they keep doing that, anyway?"
"It's their quiddity."

Barmymoo · « **Reply #87 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:53 »

I... uh, I was going to comment on sporks, but now I feel like I have to make a pun... it's the unanimity.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #88 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:31 »

Oh god....I can't....I can't........I can't take this anymore! It's the insanity!

DSL · « **Reply #89 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 16:27 »

TAI: "I don't care if you call it a spork or a foon; I don't get the idea of combining the two in the first place."
GABBY: "It's the utility."

Sidhekin · « **Reply #90 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 17:04 »

TAI: What's that beverage developed for an African dictator inspired by the works of a Scottish philosopher?
GABBY: It's the Hume-Idi tea.

jwhouk · « **Reply #91 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:05 »

Tai: "This joke is getting less and less funny with each telling."
Gabby: "It's the inanity."

DSL · « **Reply #92 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:52 »

TAI: "I thought Jeph was drawing tomorrow's strip, but there's just the letters 'BRB' and ..."
GABBY: "It's a kitty!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #93 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 20:50 »

"Oh the inanity!" needs to be a thing.

Caspian Sea Monster · « **Reply #94 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 06:45 »

Why is this thread not dead yet.

jwhouk · « **Reply #95 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 06:49 »

IT'S THE HUMIDITY!

Thrudd · « **Reply #96 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:11 »

Quote from: Caspian Sea Monster on 04 Dec 2012, 06:45

Why is this thread not dead yet.

Glances up and down the forum furtively, then silences the thread with the whack of a club

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #97 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:15 »

Damage Immunity!

Thrudd · « **Reply #98 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:26 »

Quote from: de_la_Nae on 04 Dec 2012, 07:15

Damage Immunity!

[Voice of the Narrator as Rules lawyer] .... does not negate stun effects. .... and the thread fades to grey with the following .....

Large Man with Dead Thread: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Thread Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Right.

DSL · « **Reply #99 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:29 »

It's the morbidity.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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