Topic: Mafia - Big Village (Read 66574 times)

idontunderstand · « **Reply #100 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 00:27 »

OK. I'm sorry Patrick but it has come to this. *twitch*

I vote for Patrick to be lynched

Hmm this doesn't feel as good as I'd hoped.

J · « **Reply #101 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 01:37 »

you're pretty quick with the pitchfork there, calling for blood like it just 'aint no thang. no hesitation, no mercy, no humanity.

just the sort of behavior one might expect from a hardened killer. or perhaps a professional hitman?

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 29 Nov 2012, 13:37

This is worse than an episode of Murder She Wrote.

There are dead bodies everywhere!

so, you're suggesting that the killers were california based nu-metal quartet korn?

idontunderstand · « **Reply #102 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 02:23 »

Throwing around accusations isn't going to help us!

Patrick · « **Reply #103 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 03:36 »

^^

Black Sword · « **Reply #104 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 04:48 »

24 hours left until the next night! Get your votes in now!

Tally:
Patrick: idontunderstand

By the way, I know I said that if there's no majority, we'd lynch the person with the most votes, but I refuse to lynch someone with only one vote. So make your will known within the next 24 hours!

Carl-E · « **Reply #105 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 05:46 »

OK, just going on the "no posts makes them suspicious" idea, the only one who hasn't posted yet is Whitey Fats. You may recall him, his avatar (and real name, apparently) is Randy...

I mean, I tend to believe Patrick about his job...

And though J makes a good point about idontunderstand's speed with his pitchfork, that can be chalked up to general excitability.

*sigh*

I'm just going to wait a bit. THis is getting difficult!

idontunderstand · « **Reply #106 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 06:50 »

On a serious note, I just figured something had to happen in this game.

Lines · « **Reply #107 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 09:13 »

"General excitability." That's because people in this town are being MURDERED. And how long are you going to wait? Until the mafia shoots you up or some crazy pants vigilante comes up and shoots you in the head? If locking people up was the answer, I'd do it, but the mafia has resources and who knows what this vigilante can do. (I've watched enough Batman to know what vigilantes can be capable of.)

So I'm sorry, but I am seconding the motion to execute Patrick.

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #108 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 09:34 »

I thought I started the movement the remove Patrick's genetic code from the gene pool? Why am I not on that list?

Carl-E · « **Reply #109 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:18 »

Gnomes, actual votes need to be in bold. Otherwise, it's discussion. And when I said I'll wait, I just meant I'll wait to see what others think, not that I was voting to wait another day.

We do need to eliminate a few variables from this system... [/math references]

Lines · « **Reply #110 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:32 »

(Carl - I was joking. I'm role playing! Getting into the swing of things!

)

Carl-E · « **Reply #111 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:36 »

... Whee?

henri bemis · « **Reply #112 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:37 »

This is tough. I think it's too easy for the mafia lurking among us to cast suspicion on people who haven't posted much - there's not much evidence, but they're easy targets for not speaking up as often. Which kind of makes me suspicious of Gnomes for getting that bandwagon rolling.

Then again, the less you post, the easier it can be to fly under the radar until we're all annihilated. Enough 'no evidence' starts to get really suspect. In that case, I'd be more inclined to vote for Whitey Fats.

But we've already lost two villagers! I need to think on this some more, but I'll get my vote in soon.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #113 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 11:05 »

NEW PERSON! THERE'S A NEW PERSON!
MUST BE IMMEDIATELY SUSPICIOUS OF THE NEW PERSON!

henri bemis · « **Reply #114 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 11:25 »

Hey! Being new doesn't necessarily make me bloodthirsty! At least not as much as some of you lot, I daresay. I'm surrounded by a bunch of strangers, and some of them want me dead!

J was the only one who wanted to lynch someone on day 1, even though without clues we'd have likely killed a villager. Wonder why that is?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #115 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 11:50 »

Quote from: henri bemis on 30 Nov 2012, 11:25

Hey! Being new doesn't necessarily make me bloodthirsty! At least not as much as some of you lot, I daresay. I'm surrounded by a bunch of strangers, and some of them want me dead!

J was the only one who wanted to lynch someone on day 1, even though without clues we'd have likely killed a villager. Wonder why that is?

No, but I think you'll find showing up after 2 people have been killed is incredibly suspicious.
Very suspicious.
Very incredibly suspicious.
I'm onto you!

henri bemis · « **Reply #116 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 11:55 »

I posted twice before anyone got killed!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #117 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:03 »

How very convenient.

henri bemis · « **Reply #118 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:14 »

Not for me! No one was suspicious until I posted more!

I'm wondering why Garteh and cesium were targeted. We're assuming cesium got hit by the vigilante, yeah? But why would the Mafia choose Gareth? Did they, like Carl-E, think he was the vigilante (if he had been, that would have been revealed, I thought)? If Carl-E mafia who ran with that suspicion, and convinced fellow goons to whack him? Or was it the gristly, grizzly puns that lead to his grisly death?

Black Sword · « **Reply #119 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:49 »

Tick tock, goes the clock. Who will survive?

Tally:
Patrick: idontunderstand, Linds

Zingoleb · « **Reply #120 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:20 »

It's possible that Gareth was the vigilante. I still think he might have been - we might be memorialising him in death, but do you remember him? Alive, he was absolutely unhinged! He threatened to kill all of us! Did you see what he did to that bear? He was certainly crazy enough to go start killing people.

And if that's the case, thank god. Who knows when he might have turned on any of us?

Pat's a friend of mine, and if he says he's been at work - which you all know he has a full schedule of working, singing, playing guitar, and making mistakes with pretty girls - then I believe him. I vote no lynch.

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #121 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:38 »

Well crazy idea time.

Carl-E's avatar has a beard

Beards can hold icky things like lice and other small insects. They're also itchy

Thus. Beards are creepy and insidious like bugs

Thus Carl-E is creepy and suspicious

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Random conspiracies!

henri bemis · « **Reply #122 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:40 »

That's kind of why I'm surprised the mafia went for him first - he'd have been great for deflecting suspicion during the day, unless he was (or strongly suspected of being) the vigilante. In that case, they did us all a favor.

(not pertinent to the game, but holy shit, the no edit rule is making it so hard for me to not correct the typos I made in that last post. The only reason they're still there is because I'm trying my best not to scratch the itch. I swear that my typing is not usually so poor).

idontunderstand · « **Reply #123 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 00:36 »

What would be the best way of investigating this mess? Maybe we should gather our resources and act as detectives and start PM:ing people.. the problem is that the mafia has no outstanding characteristics we could go on.

Are we allowed to just flat out say which role we have?

Carl-E · « **Reply #124 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 00:52 »

The thing is, the cops shouldn't reveal themselves, they'll get hit right away. Neither Mafia for the vigilante will reveal themselves either, of course, and the masons are the only other ones who can coordinate anything - I'm still not sure what role they really play except for being a group that knows its members aren't anything else (wait, can a mason be the vigilante, or a cop? I don't think there are dual roles, there were exactly 14 roles and 14 people before doubled names were removed).

Dr.Nervioso, if you bled when you shaved like I do, you'd have beard, too. And it's only itchy if you don't keep it clean...

I'm clean! I'm clean! (oooh, double entendre, and it's not even sexual!)

I agree Gareth probably got whacked because he was acting out, I'm sure the mafia thought he was covering something up; but since he wasn't revealed to be the vigilante or a cop or even a mason, it all must have been a ruse. But here we seem to be going the other way, thinking that people who are quiet are covering something up. But even idontunderstand didn't feel right about his vote.

*sigh*. We're going to wake up tomorrow to another death (probably two), and we've really got nothing to go on. All we can do at this point is hope we're lucky enough to take out a mafiosi.

But I'm going to make it a real race, and nominate the one person who hasn't felt the need to defend themselves - I move we take Whitey Fats out back.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #125 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 01:11 »

Out back? What, to the woodshed? Kinky.

Carl-E · « **Reply #126 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 01:21 »

It was a term used by some friends who had a small farm whenever they needed to slaughter an animal.

One day, my daughter was grumpy and complaining about how crummy she felt. My wife called (she'd been out running around), and told me to get her ready and outside to take her to a doctor's appointment that had been made on the fly earlier that day. When I told her to get ready, she asked why, where were we going?

I told her "out back", since my wife was pulling the car up near the back door.

She looked horrified, and I suddenly realized what I'd said...

idontunderstand · « **Reply #127 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 01:23 »

Hahaha!

Great story.

But honestly, we need a strategy.

J · « **Reply #128 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 04:11 »

Yeah, it really doesn't feel right to just randomly pick someone without anything to base such an accusation on.

maybe we can figure out a way to lynch people systematically so as to flush the mob out of hiding?

idontunderstand · « **Reply #129 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 06:04 »

Problem is, the first person to come up with a strategy will probably get to sleep with the fishes...

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #130 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 06:28 »

The thing is, strategy can't really play into a game like this. After a couple of days, a mob mentality develops and out goes the rule of law and in comes the hanging judge, aka Dave from down the road because he has the tallest tree and a good length of rope.

However, in the spirit of the mob mentality, I say we string up Idontunderstand!

henri bemis · « **Reply #131 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 07:52 »

I'm still torn, but we're out of time so I'm voting for Whitey Fats. I feel bad about it, but if it turns out he's a villager, at least he's one who hasn't been playing.

Black Sword · « **Reply #132 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 08:54 »

I'm giving one hour of mercy for any final votes. After that... he he he....

Tally:
Patrick: idontunderstand, Linds
Whitey Fats: Carl-E, henri beamis
idonunderstand: TheEvilDog

Nikolai · « **Reply #133 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 09:02 »

Sorry, work's been hectic. I'm playing, I assure you!

I third Whitey Fats[/i].

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #134 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 09:31 »

Fine, fine, while I still stand by my reasoning that Patrick is a creepy mofo, it seems that he is finally interacting with society and no longer watching us with those beady, beady black eyes of his... *Shudder* That does get rid of a good deal of suspicion. But if we check his basement and find dead puppies, then I claim rights to "I told you so."

Therefore, I'll have to wait a while to make my vote. See what other evidence comes around and all that. But right now I'm leaning towards Whitey Fats.

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #135 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 09:33 »

Wait a minute... son of a bitch, I bolded that name didn't I? Oh well, he does seem to be rather suspicious, living in that van down by the river and all. That shall be my vote.

Black Sword · « **Reply #136 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 10:11 »

After lively debate, accusation, and general unfounded paranoia, the village decides to lynch Whitey Fats, a quiet man who never showed much interest in their terrors. Surely such nonchalance was the mark of the godfather!

Once Whitey Fats stopped kicking in his noose, the villagers searched his home. They found nothing more than the ordinary tools of a common man. They had just lynched one of their own.

Night 2

Send in those action PMs, folks!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #137 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 12:12 »

So since y'all seem SUPER INTENT on lynching villagers here, I'd like to point out that I am a villager, and therefore it would be in no one's best interest to lynch me. I can't do any harm against the mafia (I'm not a cop, I'm just a shut-in who plays Elder Scrolls) and the villagers really wouldn't want to hurt another one of their own (even if they do out of sheer incompetence).

So, uh, don't kill the Unicorn pretty pretty pretty please?

Lines · « **Reply #138 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 14:34 »

Hmph. You could just be saying that to cover your own ass. Considering three villagers have died and there's only one left. There's a 1:11 chance that you are telling the truth. The odds are against you, Unicorn! There's a 10:11 change you could be lying! LYING!

I trust none of you. Unicorn could be lying. And several of you have been quiet. TOO quiet. And then just as many are being very vocal! And some people *cough* conveniently have the word Evil in their names. And then there's Pat. With his boxes. For his so called job. So many suspects...so few villagers left...

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #139 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 15:08 »

You know, Linds, you seem quite zealous. There's a certain doggedness that could only point to two possibilities.
Either you are the insane cop.
Or you're the vigilante.

If the latter is true, then you've already murdered one innocent person.

Lines · « **Reply #140 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:13 »

I haven't killed or murdered anyone. You can choose to believe that one or not.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #141 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:40 »

oh, come on. look at me. look at how gosh darn *innocent* I am.

Quote from: Unicorn on 30 Nov 2012, 15:27

remember that? is that the face of a killer to you?

'sides, I'm a Unicorn. we're not allowed to kill people anymore.

Nikolai · « **Reply #142 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:56 »

...I thought that was the whole point of the giant horn?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #143 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 18:43 »

Nope. It's mostly decoration, but it's also the source of my high-femme powers.

Lines · « **Reply #144 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 19:57 »

No offense, Uni, but yours is not the face I think of when I hear the word "innocent". The skunk, maybe.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #145 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:09 »

You break my heart, Linds. </3

Lines · « **Reply #146 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:10 »

(I owe you a hug once the game is over. <3)

Patrick · « **Reply #147 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 22:00 »

Well, if you were to check my pockets you'd see that I do more opening boxes than packing them. I don't recall any of our innocents being sliced to bits with a box cutter, so...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #148 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 22:02 »

But they're still banned by the TSA, Patrick. So what does *that* tell you?

J · « **Reply #149 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 22:52 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Dec 2012, 18:43

Nope. It's mostly decoration, but it's also the source of my high-femme powers.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: Mafia - Big Village (Read 66574 times)

TheEvilDog

TheEvilDog

TheEvilDog

Zingoleb

Zingoleb

TheEvilDog

Zingoleb

TheEvilDog

Zingoleb

Zingoleb

Zingoleb

Zingoleb