Topic: Mafia - Big Village (Read 66910 times)

Zingoleb · « **Reply #150 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 23:03 »

Ooh, that horn. No, I don't have one of those horns.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #151 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 01:30 »

See, you clearly should listen more to what I say.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #152 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 08:16 »

A thought concerning strategies: The person who gets taken out by the mafia might possibly have been killed for voting for a mafia member.

(sorry about the grammar of that sentence, I couldn't make it go together..)

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #153 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 09:42 »

*Stares at Idon'tunderstand* *Looks over at creepy patrick, who is playing with a box cutter* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! *Runs and hides*

Patrick · « **Reply #154 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 15:42 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Dec 2012, 22:02

But they're still banned by the TSA, Patrick. So what does *that* tell you?

Tells me jack shit, all our victims were shot to death and/or lynched by you psychopaths.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #155 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 15:49 »

So you have a knife that fires bullets.

Interesting.

Very interesting.

Seems we have an evil MacGyver here.

Carl-E · « **Reply #156 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:18 »

The irony of TheEvilDog calling anyone else evil is overpowering. I know, I know, it was a nickname.

Doesn't change it.

So, we wait through the night, pointing fingers and shrieking? Isn't that how we spend our days, too?

I'm curious about idon'tunderstand's comment -

Quote from: idontunderstand on 02 Dec 2012, 01:30

See, you clearly should listen more to what I say.

Why is that? Are you just talking about your vote or Patrick? What do you know that we don't?

Who are you that we should listen?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #157 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:36 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 02 Dec 2012, 17:18

The irony of TheEvilDog calling anyone else evil is overpowering. I know, I know, it was a nickname.

Doesn't change it.

I like irony.
I also like sarcasm.
I also like Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

(I do not like the last two.)

henri bemis · « **Reply #158 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:37 »

I thought we weren't supposed to talk at night. Rule-breakers, all of you!

(I'm imagining that there's some kind of string-and-soup can network in the neighborhood. And I agree with idontunderstand that considering the mafia's motivations when they kill is important. Do they kill people who get too close, or are they trying to throw us off?).

Carl-E · « **Reply #159 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:47 »

I imagine the mafia start off as "in-the-dark" as we are. The first few hits are probably as random as our lynchings have been. Remember, they want to take over the village by clearing the rest of us out - doesn't matter where they start. What we need to do is make sure we don't do more of their dirty work for them!

We need that cop to figure out who's mafia and who isn't, but I'm not sure how that works yet. I hope we find out soon!

henri bemis · « **Reply #160 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:53 »

Oh, I thought the mafia all knew each other! at least that's how I've played before - they could coordinate via PM and such. I've been assuming it works the same way with this game, but if not, I'll need to rethink some things.

Carl-E · « **Reply #161 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:57 »

No, sorry, you're right. And in this game, the masons know each other, too. What the mafia doesn't know is who's the cop, the vigilante, who's a mason... all they know is who's mafia. So their hits are not completely random, I guess, but trying to see a pattern from two hits isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

We need more info, and that's either more dead bodies, or the cops!

idontunderstand · « **Reply #162 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 02:02 »

I thought someone would have been killed by now. I can't quite wrap my head around the day/night system... living in a different timezone sure doesn't help either.

Patrick · « **Reply #163 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 02:48 »

Different time zone? Psh. The forum admin is at GMT, I'm GMT-8, and back in The Day half of the forumites came from AUS or NZ.

Black Sword · « **Reply #164 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 05:42 »

(The GM is late, but he had a busy weekend, so it's ok!)

It has finally happened. The villagers have become inured to the sound of bullets. The death of one of their own is no longer an impediment to sleep. The villagers greeted the dawn with relief, before they girded their loins to see who had made it through the night. Headcount was conducted. One person was missing. The search was on.

A bullet-riddled corpse is dangling from the same tree that cesium 123 had hung from yesterday. The pool of blood below the body strongly suggests that poor Linds was hung and shot while he up in the air. Only ruthless, cold-blooded murderers could have done such a horrid deed against an honest mason. It seems the Mafia is trying to send a message.

The villagers gather to try to figure out who did the deed.

Day 3

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #165 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 06:55 »

Oh my god, they killed Linds!
YOU BASTARDS!

Lines · « **Reply #166 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 08:07 »

You'll find a note in my house that said, "See, TOLD you I wasn't a killer!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #167 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 09:19 »

Ghost comment:

(click to show/hide)

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #168 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 09:30 »

Are there any ghostbusters in the village? We seem to have a ghostly infestation...

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #169 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 10:59 »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Er, ghost Linds? Would terrible you mind moving on to the after life now?

Lines · « **Reply #170 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 11:02 »

(I only wanted to say that one thing. I won't be posting any more after this.)

idontunderstand · « **Reply #171 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 11:02 »

We're sitting ducks, folks. $:-\$

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #172 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 11:15 »

(Gets a few dozen puppies and kittens and tapes them all over his body to make some armour)

There, now no one will want to hurt me! Ever!

J · « **Reply #173 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 11:50 »

only one body tonight?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #174 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:12 »

Is it possible that the vigilante has been murdered?

Black Sword · « **Reply #175 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:19 »

If a player with a role dies during the course of the game, his role shall be revealed in the OP and in his death scene write-up.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #176 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 13:44 »

Linds!!! nooooo, she was my favourite!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #177 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:03 »

People are getting scared, suspicions are rising and trigger fingers are getting itchy...
We can't trust anyone and that means a lynching.
As none of us have any proof or evidence, I say we hang Idontunderstand.
He's been far too bloodthirsty and willing to lynch people.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #178 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:20 »

Why isn't the doctor protecting anyone? where is the Doctor?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #179 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:24 »

Off travelling through time and space with his companions? Oh wait...no...

idontunderstand · « **Reply #180 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:41 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 03 Dec 2012, 14:03

People are getting scared, suspicions are rising and trigger fingers are getting itchy...
We can't trust anyone and that means a lynching.
As none of us have any proof or evidence, I say we hang Idontunderstand.
He's been far too bloodthirsty and willing to lynch people.

$:-\$

Also notice I am the only one who's tried to come up with any kind of strategy..

OK, my vote still stands for Patrick anyway.

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #181 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:57 »

Er, guys? Remember how Linds sort of voted for Patrick? ... YOU WERE WARNED.

So I say we hang that punk Patrick by his earlobes until he can wear some bitchin' ear rings. And then we hang him with said ear rings in his ears.

Patrick · « **Reply #182 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:04 »

My vote goes to idontunderstand simply because somebody clearly has a vendetta against me.

Say, where'd that word "vendetta" come from again?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #183 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:14 »

uh, sorry Pat but we've got three villagers down and zero mafia and your whole 'at work all the time' spiel is actually starting to scare me - how do I know you're not moving boxes but moving bodies?

I vote Patrick.

Patrick · « **Reply #184 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:30 »

'Cause fuck you, that's why. I don't have time to kill people, let alone enough to fill all my boxes. See below:

Zingoleb · « **Reply #185 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:31 »

LOOK OUT EVERYONE HE'S GOT A GUN

Patrick · « **Reply #186 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:32 »

How long was that image URL in your clipboard?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #187 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:35 »

eh, about fifteen minutes

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #188 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:46 »

The smoking gun is too much of a smoking gun for Patrick to be a killer.
He's obviously been forced to use it kill Boxodons.

Patrick · « **Reply #189 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 16:04 »

Quote from: Gnomes2169 on 03 Dec 2012, 14:57

So I say we hang that punk Patrick by his earlobes until he can wear some bitchin' ear rings. And then we hang him with said ear rings in his ears.

All I know is that the above doesn't sound like much of a lynching, just sounds like a suspension fetish

(I don't have one of those but I'd be happy to do this instead of getting lynched or murdered)

henri bemis · « **Reply #190 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 16:20 »

At the very least, we can be pretty sure that Patrick isn't the other mason because Linds voted for him yesterday. She's also the only person killed so far who voted to hang anyone (cesium133, Gareth, and Whitey Fats all either voted 'no hanging' or didn't vote at all on both days). Did she get too close, or is the mafia trying to set us up?

Gnomes2169 · « **Reply #191 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 16:27 »

Or are hunny badgers somehow behind it all, working through their contact ~~the garden gnomes~~ Patrick?

Patrick · « **Reply #192 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 16:34 »

Whatever this is, I really don't like the idea of a noose around my throat or a kilo of lead in my organs.

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #193 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 17:59 »

Welp

I really don't think patrick is a mafia member

So I am casting my vote for theevildog

You all should listen to me. I'm a doctor

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #194 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:00 »

What did I do?!

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #195 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:01 »

You're clearly evil

And you are a dog apparently. And I personally don't like dogs

EDIT: Oh shit, I have made a silly grammatical error. I have been doing a lot of those lately

henri bemis · « **Reply #196 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:20 »

TheEvilDog has been pretty adamant about killing idontunderstand, and defended Patrick, who is the only other person to vote for idontunderstand. Smells like mafia conspiracy.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #197 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:51 »

Quote from: dr. nervioso on 03 Dec 2012, 18:01

And I personally don't like dogs

You, sir, have no soul.

Patrick · « **Reply #198 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 18:57 »

Quote from: henri bemis on 03 Dec 2012, 18:20

TheEvilDog has been pretty adamant about killing idontunderstand, and defended Patrick, who is the only other person to vote for idontunderstand. Smells like mafia conspiracy.

It takes a special kind of stupid for a conspiracy to be obvious about their intentions.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #199 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 19:03 »

actually the most successful conspiracies aren't secret about their intentions at all, really

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