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Masterpiece:
Dear May and Cesium, thanks for ninja'ing me and preventing me from posting my rant.

Orkboy: There's a fine line between the witty guy who makes you chuckle every now and then and the guy who just comes off as belligerently abrasive.

Method of Madness:

--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 19 Sep 2014, 14:16 ---cesium, Jesus didn't make it out of his thirties before he was resurrected into eternal life, so technically he'd be one of the younger members of this forum ;)
--- End quote ---
Yeah, but if he was resurrected, then his life continued and he'd thus be over two thousand years old :roll:

Orkboy:

--- Quote from: Masterpiece on 19 Sep 2014, 14:25 ---Orkboy: There's a fine line between the witty guy who makes you chuckle every now and then and the guy who just comes off as belligerently abrasive.

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Allow me to reintroduce myself, then. 

My name is Richard.  By the age of 25, I had been shot at, stabbed, electrocuted, burned, blown up, and had to walk with a cane.  Belligerently abrasive is who I was.  Belligerently abrasive people were told to stop being me.  I could lie, and just pretend everything is sunshine and rainbows and unicorns, but that's unhealthy, and pretending to be what you aren't is a terrible way to live your life.  I'm less openly belligerent now that I stopped drinking so much and met an awesome girl, but I'm still fairly abrasive.  Like sandpaper that's only mostly worn out.

Carl-E:
I like sandpaper that's mostly worn out. 

It has soft spots, and is easier to work with.  Gets into the details better. 

Loki:
*stares at Carl*
Did you... make a metaphor, Sir?

(try to imagine the emphasised part as if I had said "insult my dignity")

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