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QC Captions Vol. 92
Sorflakne:
Matchmaker: You've been with a RealDoll? I've never had the pleasure of one...they're creepy.
Marten: They're not so bad once you get past the Uncanny Valley.
Skewbrow:
LadyBot: (buttoning up) "I would like to continue with you, Mr Reed, but this concludes the testing and calibration of your new robotic enhancement..."
Marten: "The pleasure was all mine."
LadyBot: "... At this point I am legally obliged to disclose to you that some of our past customers have reported certain rare and unquantifiable side effects. There is an unproven theory that the combination of a laid back personality and our product will cause your body to produce pheromones that young women with a selected range of psychological problems find particularly irresistible. It's explained in detail in the small print. I need you to sign a waiver?
Marten: "Eh? You're saying that chicks will go crazy near me. I fail to see the problem. Where do I sign?"
--- Quote from: WAYF on 09 Dec 2012, 17:42 ---Marten: So, what do you think?
Pintsize: You're right! Actually BEING a hot chick is so much better!
(Aaarrgh :psy:)
--- End quote ---
OMG. That's a win right there.
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
MATCHMAKER: So you learned that trick from watching hours and hours of porn?
MARTIN: Damn right.
MATCHMAKER: Have I the PERFECT companion for you!
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 10 Dec 2012, 02:52 ---"
LadyBot: "... At this point I am legally obliged to disclose to you that some of our past customers have reported certain rare and unquantifiable side effects. There is an unproven theory that the combination of a laid back personality and our product will cause your body to produce pheromones that young women with a selected range of psychological problems find particularly irresistible. It's explained in detail in the small print. I need you to sign a waiver?
Marten: "Eh? You're saying that chicks will go crazy near me. I fail to see the problem. Where do I sign?"
--- End quote ---
No. THIS is the winner, right here.
Border Reiver:
Ladybot: "I should probably tell you this will be our last meeting. Tomorrow, I'm downloading into the new Sony KawaiiPC HPC-4100x in a few days. Maybe I'll see you again.
Marten: "Maybe."
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