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cesium133:
Gordon: I'm just gonna lean over a bit here, so I can fuck you in the ear...
Marten: Please don't tell me you're the AI I'm getting matched up with.

K1dmor:
Gordon: "Hmm, difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?"
Marten: "Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin."
  :psyduck:

PintsizeForPresident:
GORDON: Bow to your God, human!
MARTEN: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

jmucchiello:

--- Quote from: K1dmor on 12 Dec 2012, 10:34 ---Gordon: "Hmm, difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?"
Marten: "Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin."
  :psyduck:

--- End quote ---
Win

Skewbrow:

--- Quote from: K1dmor on 12 Dec 2012, 10:34 ---Gordon: "Hmm, difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There's talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?"
Marten: "Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin."
  :psyduck:

--- End quote ---

Nice! And you saved (at least some of) us the trouble of searching a suitable Sorting Hat line. But I'm still tempted to continue that dialogue...

Gordon: "Wrong answer!.... Wrong answer? OMG...." (pair of tentacles swells, turns purple, and falls off)


or alternatively just go with something different such as


Gordon: "Dandruff and sweat into my silk gland again. Hello, yeast infection. Thank you very much. For your sake I hope the biometrics won't be thrown off."
Marten: "?"
LadyBot (off-screen): "Gordon, this job is your CALLING."

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