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QC Captions Vol. 93
jwhouk:
Marigold: "How do you feel about punchlines? I all of your comics seem to have one. Is it due to being a daily comic and therefore you need one every day? Do you ever think about writing a book to avoid that need for a punchline per strip?"
Momo: "I am…in favor of punchlines? It’s kind of the main point of the kind of comics I do."
DSL:
MARIGOLD: "OK, so Who's running the cash register, What's running the espresso machine and I Don't Know is cleaning ... "
MOMO: "No. Just no. Just stop it right now."
Skewbrow:
Marigold: "Ok, showing a bit of cleavage in Faye's bikini has gotten me the fanboys' attention. What next? A scar on my right boob?"
Momo: "I advice against it. Getting one might involve driving your car up the boughs of an old oak tree."
Zebediah:
Marigold: "Did it really bother you when Emily poked you in the belly button?"
Momo: "Let me put it this way: If she ever does it again, I'm invoking the right to declare a justifiable exception to the First Law of Robotics."
Thrudd:
Marigold: Do you know something about machinery?
Momo: I don't know something about machinery, I know everything about machinery.
Marigold: Hey, what about pintsize?
Momo: The perverts never sleep and neither does pintsize.
Marigold: Hey, what's the matter with you?
Momo: He was arrested twice. He destroyed a phone booth at a railroad station... stole from a nun. He doesn't know his own face. A man comes up to him with, with his face tied on. He doesn't recognize who it is. I don't... He doesn't deserve to have this autographed picture of Sean Connery!
Marigold: And now since we are becoming so chummy, perhaps you can tell me about The Great Train Robbery.
Momo: I don't know nothing!
Marigold: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
Momo: .................
[sorry - got on a bit of a roll there ..... Kaiser I think]
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