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QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION

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Is it cold in here?:
Faye: "Why are you wearing that hoody indoors?"
Marten: "Uh -- I like the smell of French Fries."

DSL:
MARTEN: "Ushanka?"
FAYE: "You're welcome."

OR

MARTEN: "Ushanka?"
FAYE: "Gesundheit."

In Soviet Russia, puns groan at YOU!

Skewbrow:
Marten: "Faye, you wouldn't know whether your ushanka is rabbit or muskrat fur?"
Faye: "Muskrat muskrat muskrat."

DSL:
MARTEN: "You know, as good as you are at giving haircuts, you shouldn't try to do your own; that looks like one of those Russian fur hats. And how come it smells like apple pie?"
FAYE: "I'm going to have Dora try to fix it at the shop this morning."
HANNERS (thinking): "Time to call in sick."

PintsizeForPresident:
FAYE: Hey Marten, you look like a magician in that hat!
MARTEN: I'm not Marten, I'm the Great Hoodini.

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