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So I'm quitting smoking

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Thrillho:
Had a great day. Smoked once.

Had a horrible phone call from my sister about the divorce. Smoked maybe seven more.

Sigh.

Pat, stay strong.

Barmymoo:
Look at it this way - before you started to give up, you'd have already smoked at least seven by the time your sister put her enormous great foot in your business.

Thrillho:
That is a FUCKING... astute observation.

Bluesummers:
Indubitably. And when she calls again, tell her, in the famous words of Ice-T, to "Eat a dick."

But say it nicely. Like, "Would you kindly please go and chomp down on a big ol' chode? Thanks, hon."

Patrick:
So grand total all day yesterday was 4, which beats my usual 15 by a mile. I've had one so far today. Trying to keep it down to 3.

Bluesummers, for a sec I thought you were May and I was like WAIT SHE DOESN'T TALK LIKE THAT  :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: and then I realized

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