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QC Captions Vol. 96

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Zebediah:
Marten: "So why is it that I only attract women who have serious emotional issues that inevitably sabotage our relationship?"
Dora: "We're just using you to work through those issues so that we can move on to stable relationships with other people."
Faye: "I have no idea what she's talking about, Marten. I really don't."

DSL:
(continued from Zebediah's hard-to-beat entry:)

FAYE: "So you oughta hang out your shingle, Marty: 'Marten Reed, professional relationship practice.'"
MARTEN: "I dunno. Seems kinda cynical and commercia .. "
DORA: "Dammit why does EVERYONE HERE HATE MONEY?"

PintsizeForPresident:
MARTEN: What's that sword doing, stuck in the ceiling?
DORA: That's Faye's new installation piece. It is called "Reverse King Arthur".
FAYE: Whoever draws the sword will be King of Coffee!

Soulsynger:
Marten: "Maybe the machine needs a professional beep booper."
Dora: "I can beep boop it fine on my own, thank you!"
Faye: "Boy, does someone need a good beep booping. Jeez."

(Maybe Dora just isn't getting the kind of beep booping she needs from Tai at the moment... who knows?)

Carl-E:
Yeah, they're taking it slow. 

Beep, but no boop yet. 

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