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QC Captions Vol. 96
celticgeek:
Dale: They give me X-Ray vision.
Hannelore: AAAAAHH!
DSL:
DALE: "And sometimes I rearrange the toppings so each slice has an odd number. Or in a Fibonacci sequence -- counterclockwise! I think it tastes better than clockwise. At least on Tuesdays. I also am looking into the possibility you can have complete memories of entire episodes of your life that never really happened. Like, say, living on or visiting a space station. Or you can have actual episodes in your life that you don't remember happening. We think that's what happens with Pizza Girl. She stuffs her costume, by the way. And did you know that if you ask, some pizza places will put a topping on one half of the pizza but not the other half?"
HANNELORE: (BSOD)
Soulsynger:
--- Quote from: DSL on 08 Jan 2013, 08:05 ---DALE: "And sometimes I rearrange the toppings so each slice has an odd number. Or in a Fibonacci sequence -- counterclockwise! I think it tastes better than clockwise. At least on Tuesdays. I also am looking into the possibility you can have complete memories of entire episodes of your life that never really happened. Like, say, living on or visiting a space station. Or you can have actual episodes in your life that you don't remember happening. We think that's what happens with Pizza Girl. She stuffs her costume, by the way. And did you know that if you ask, some pizza places will put a topping on one half of the pizza but not the other half?"
HANNELORE: (BSOD)
--- End quote ---
I have long hair, an undercut, very blue eyes. Am about 1.7 meters tall, pale, wear mostly black and can be easily identified by my concentrated stare. If we should ever meet, prepare yourself for some serious leg humping.
(Also: *voice of Horus* "B'sod!")
DALE: "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your clothes!"
HANNERS: "Aaaaah! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on .... "
Zebediah:
Dale: "I also work part-time as a hit man."
Hannelore: "Please tell me my mother has never hired you."
DSL:
--- Quote from: Soulsynger on 08 Jan 2013, 10:34 ---I have long hair, an undercut, very blue eyes. Am about 1.7 meters tall, pale, wear mostly black and can be easily identified by my concentrated stare. If we should ever meet, prepare yourself for some serious leg humping.
--- End quote ---
Well, you sound like an improvement on my last leg-humper: Short, saggy, waddled when walking, snorted and snuffled all the time, had a severe underbite, floopy ears and patchy, brindle hair. Had to be taught to not shit on the carpet.
So, thanks. I think.
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