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Akima:
iEyes Cap'n!  If you see Cherenkov radiation in the air, make a will. Keep it short. Write quickly.

D: "Surely you didn't think a pair of glasses could absorb continuous, super-powered eye-beams without some sort of energy release?
H: "Arrgh! Don't take them off!"

Soulsynger:
Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

MillionDollar Belt Sander:

--- Quote from: Soulsynger on 09 Jan 2013, 23:56 ---Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

--- End quote ---

DALE:  Nah,  just some monolithic vision-care corporation with franchises in every mall.
HANNERS:  Gah!  Pun!   LEAVE NOW.

Is it cold in here?:
There's a piece of Star Trek parody in which the Enterprise comes across a monolith. The crew observe that it is white, unlike all the black monoliths found near Earth.

Picard muses philosophically "It is difficult to understand why so advanced a race would resist monolithic integration."

Bluesummers:
Wait...it that a pun on racial integration? Lol, space racists.

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