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Border Reiver:
Emily:  Look at what I found in the foyer!

Claire:  For the last time, I work here!

Marten:  I don't think you're to care for one of those.

PintsizeForPresident:
EMILY: I'm a ventriloquist! Say hello to my dummy, Claire.
CLAIRE: Let go of me you creep!
EMILY: See, my lips didn't move!
MARTEN: Master of Puppets.

Pilchard123:
Emily: Blast that little... where did she get to? Lamarr? Come out of there!

Claire: It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!

Marten: Never fear, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!

Carl-E:
Emily: "I think I found her 'off' button!" 

Claire: "NO!  No, please, stop!  Don't power me down!" 

Marten: "Emily, please stop messing with the robots!"

DSL:
EMILY: "The biometrics look OK to me."
CLAIRE: "My head please get off it."
MARTEN: "Either of you two know why there's an Anthro-flowerpot outside, saying 'Oh no, not again'?"

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