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Blog Thread 4; Live Free or Blog Hard - 'cos we all like blogging
Welu:
Thanks. :)
The Seldom Killer:
That sounds a lot like you have a touch of the influenza.
Loki:
I had a little bird
its name was Enza...
Welu:
--- Quote from: The Seldom Killer on 19 Dec 2014, 00:47 ---That sounds a lot like you have a touch of the influenza.
--- End quote ---
I was worried about that. I seem to be recovering pretty quickly though.
Thrillho:
People in bars are annoying sometimes.
Last night we had what could have been a very depressing work Christmas night out (only six of us, neither I nor my girlfriend drinking) but was actually great (my six favourite people, both of us can have fun without getting drunk). Anyway, we moved to the second pub of the night and the ladies excused themselves for various reasons; heading to the bar or to the toilet, leaving me and my two buddies, let's call them E and R.
Suddenly unprovoked a random girl from a nearby (hugely irritating) table appears out of nowhere and the following exchange happened. This isn't quite word for word but it's close:
Girl: Don't hate me, okay?
Me: Why.
Girl: I'm going to kiss you on the cheek.
Me: No you're not.
Girl: What?
Me: No you're not. I don't hate you, but that's not happening.
Girl: A hug then?
Me: Nope.
Girl: Why?
Me: Because I have no idea who you are. I don't hate you. I'm not offended. I'm not angry. But I'm also not hugging you.
R: His girlfriend's at the bar. (note: This actually irritated be because individuals should be able to have more agency than needing a relationship as an excuse not to invade the personal space of strangers)
Girl: Oh thankyou! It's (I forget the specific phrasing but she said something about a wedding, showed us a card that was from a drinking game or something, for some reason her age came up). How old do you think I am?
R: I dunno. 34?
Girl: 34??? *sits down* I need a lot more drinks now.
R: 34? I don't know. I have no idea.
E: 19?
Girl: I can't believe you said 34!!!
*I pick up the card from the table. It says on it that you have to get someone to guess how old you are and this gets you ten points. No mention of hugs or kisses anywhere on it.
R: I don't know, and I don't care.
Girl: 34???
R: Alright, fine. 18. 18. If I say 18 will you just leave us alone?
*lanky blonde gentleman appears and all but physically removes her from the situation back to the table*
Drunk people are a lot more annoying when you're sober.
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