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Blog Thread 4; Live Free or Blog Hard - 'cos we all like blogging

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Grognard:
you'll find one in almost every college campus.  unfortunately.

But the ice in the shower trick is fairly funny when used on anyone.

hedgie:

--- Quote from: Grognard on 26 Feb 2015, 17:20 ---
--- Quote from: Aziraphale on 25 Feb 2015, 19:39 ---Just to clarify, was he shitty before all that stuff or after? 'Cause I'm a nice guy, but I'd be a raging motherfucker if you did all that to me.
--- End quote ---

IIRC,  he was a junior, and had been charged with simple assault at least once.  his idea of a 'joke' was to put his semen in our Senior's shampoo, urinate in our beds while we were gone, he took a shit in our coffee maker, and to top off things, he managed to "accidentally" grope the Senior's fiance'.

To this day, I don't know what his problem was; don't really care.  Guy was an asshole, really, really deserved to get the shit stomped out of him.
But he was related to the Dean of Students, and our dorm was named in honor of his family.

--- End quote ---

Dear gods, what an $explicitive.  And that groping deseerved a sexual assault charge.  And if anyone pissed in my bed, it had better be the disgruntled cat belonging to an SO.

Grognard:
however, I do not recommend the water balloon from 60'+ height.  From there, it has the impact of a brick.
Will dent cars and crack windshields.

deflating tires can be fun as well: it just needs perfect timing.

hedgie:
At least it's nicer than slashing them.  Since the statute of limitations has expired, I can confess to fucking with an urban assult vehicle who threatened to ram me for a parking space.  I didn't fuck with the tyres, but I did take my keys and spread them between my fingers Wolverine-style along one side.  On the way back to my car, his was still there, so my then-gf did the same to the other side, and we used pepper spray on the door handles and tossed coffee loaded with cream and honey onto the cloth seats through an open window.  People should learn not to threaten someone over a parking spot.

Lines:
And especially not leaving their windows open after doing so.

Grog: I was about to say those were some awful pranks, but now I'm thinking he deserved all of those. He sounds like a disgusting example of a human being.

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