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Is it cold in here?:
Arnold Schwarzenegger was actually just a stunt double, and the actual acting was done by Marcus Aurelius.

Grover Cleveland was not the only US President named after a city. Others included Seymour Ketchikan and Percival Keokuk.

henri bemis:
James K. Polk is almost Weird Al's favorite president.

Bluesummers:
Abraham Lincoln was a professional wrestler, known in the ring as "The Kentucky Killer".

snalin:

--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 29 Jan 2013, 23:17 ---If you touch a blue carbuncle to Harry Reid's lips he becomes the only person on earth able to pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull".

--- End quote ---

The eruption of Eyjafjallajökull was actually set off by the Icelandic government on purpose - the plan was to use make fun of how foreigners pronounced the volcano's name to inspire a national sense of superiority. It's the most successful government in modern history.

Is it cold in here?:
Allen West collects tokens.

(Recycled from an old Laugh-In joke).

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