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QC Captions Vol. 99

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PintsizeForPresident:
EMILY: Nononono! Not the spiders! Please, not the giant spiders! Aargh, they're crawling all over me!
MARTEN: Hey Emily, I've got some aspirin for your headache ... What's going on here?
CLAIRE: We found some pills marked "painkiller" in Tai's drawer. I guess they weren't.

DSL:
EMILY: zzzzzzzzzzz
CLAIRE: "I've tried everything. She won't wake up."
MARTEN: "Come with me to CoD. I'll need some help bringing back the keg of ghost pepper mocha."

Soulsynger:
Emily: "Bwuuh... muh... my banana-smoo ... smoothieeee!"
Marten: "Did you DRINK her smoothie?!"
Claire: "I just wanted to try it! I didn't know I'd like bananas so much!"

(I feel dirty.)

Is it cold in here?:
Emily: "They c-canceled Star Trek!"
Marten: "You didn't tell her about Bambi too!"
Claire: "It just slipped out!"

DSL:
EMILY: "Two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-seven; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-eight ... "
MARTEN: "Screw this. I was hiding in the stacks for almost three days."
CLAIRE: "Tell me about it. I was in the bathroom off Tai's office. I vote Emily can't be 'it' anymore."

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