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QC Captions Vol. 101
FunkyTuba:
--- Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Feb 2013, 12:26 ---Maurice: Grab his ass for $30!
Claire: WHAT NO -- will you take a cheque?
Marten: LEAVING. NOW.
--- End quote ---
Maurice: No, Honey, I'd pay to see the look on his face as you grab it. I've got the cash right here... will you go $50?
Bluesummers:
CLAIRE: You want who to be the opening performer at your wedding?!
MAURICE: Hannah Montana, of course!
MARTEN: Where's the bleach?
Soulsynger:
Claire: "Augh! The similarity!"
Maurice: "We also offer pretzels!"
Marten: "This cartoon needs more bird. Word."
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: iduguphergrave on 13 Feb 2013, 10:19 ---lol NEW IMAGE:
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Maurice: "Just remember sweetie, in thirty years THIS is what you'll be waking up to."
Claire: "I think you might have the wrong impression about Marten and I.... Really?"
Marten: "First the Forum, then Mom, now you Dad? I'm going to the bar."
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
CLAIRE: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE wait how does he keep it in his pants?
MAURICE: Are you any good at calculus?
MARTIN: BARTENDER POUR ME A DOUBLE -- of everything.
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