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WCDT: 2392-2396 (25 February- 1 March, 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
--- Quote from: bhtooefr on 01 Mar 2013, 04:09 ---Here in the US, it's traditional for the woman to wear a white dress, signifying her "purity" (read: virginity).
The nasty judgmental selectively-ultra-orthodox Judaism that we call Christianity here has all sorts of cultural memes about women not being allowed to wear white on their wedding day. Of course, most ignore those and wear white anyway.
--- End quote ---
And it's usually only commented upon by spiteful in-laws and jealous friends -- that's my experience across about a dozen weddings I've attended as a guest. Frankly I find it hilarious that certain people can't put themselves aside for a few hours and enjoy the show.
Now I wasn't there, but I saw the video taken by friends (and we're talking "old fashion VHS") of someone standing up during a friends wedding and objecting "I can't BELIEVE you wore WHITE considering how many men you slept with before sinking your hooks into Bob!" The bride retorted "Try before you buy -- otherwise you end up with someone like Jim!" She then turned her back and the wedding went on. You would have had to seen the video, but I assure you the burnage was over 9,000. :D
RedWolf4:
Yes, I imagine there was a smell of burnt flesh after that exchange. . .
Border Reiver:
There'd have been applause for the bride if my wife or I had been there...
jwhouk:
Your Favorite Awkward Wedding Moment So Far?
Mom Trying to Pair Marten Up with Claire 4 (6.3%)
Claire blushing over Marten's Dad! 2 (3.1%)
"And he's got a really big-" I'LL BE AT THE BAR WITH MOM 2 (3.1%)
"Single malt older than you." YESSSSSSSSS 4 (6.3%)
Do as your mother says and drink it. 0 (0%)
Rehearsal dinners are like wedding purgatory. 0 (0%)
That wasn't so much a wedding as a three-ring circus. (Multiple ambulances by the end of the first dance) 0 (0%)
What was the name of that band we had play? Black something? Black Flag? (YOU'RE $#!++!N@ ME) 3 (4.7%)
Um, it's actually Claire. Funny you look more like a Clarice to me. 1 (1.6%)
Yes ma'am my name is Clarice from now on ma'am (You've got your dom-voice on, mom.) 3 (4.7%)
OH GOD I'M SO LONELY 6 (9.4%)
I used to have six pack! A SIX PACK! (Put it away, mom.) 2 (3.1%)
Lady and the Tramp, except with cocaine. 2 (3.1%)
$#!+! LUBE! I knew I forgot to pack something! 2 (3.1%)
I would've been fine but now you've got me THINKING about it and it's AWKWARD 5 (7.8%)
I know it's supposed to be a casual ceremony, but you should at least put on some pants. 3 (4.7%)
IT'S FINE IT'S PERFECT 10 (15.6%)
Jane and "Vicki" exchange insults. (Suddenly my taste in friends makes a lot more sense to me.) 5 (7.8%)
More material for my upskirt site. (Marten, be a good boy and look away.) 7 (10.9%)
It WAS pretty funny watching some of the other parents "recognize" her on Career Day... 3 (4.7%)
Total Members Voted: 64
GreatGonzo:
"Mawwige. Mawwige is what bwings us togevver today."
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