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QC Captions Vol. 107

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DSL:
Steinbeck FTW. But I gotta try:

MAURICE: "Kirk, I want this. As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this."
CLAIRE: " ... "
HENRY: "I'm not the one named Tiberius."

No? All right:

CLAIRE: "But he's really warm ..."
MAURICE: "Smokin' hot, darling."
HENRY: "Well if you like her so much, why don't you marry her? Oh right ... "

Bluesummers:
MAURICE: Sorry for the false wedding, Henry dear, but the truth is I'm not really gay. I just wanted to be at a party with Ellen Allien. And now I'm taking home this plushy toy as a prize. Fluffy fluffy fluffy...
HENRY: For the last time, Maurice, this is not The Birdcage, and you can't keep stealing Marten's girlfriends as props.
CLAIRE: Uh, about that...

Kixie:
Maurice: We've know each other for so long..Your heart's been aching but..
Claire: Erm.. stop squeezing me..
Henry: You're too shy to say it, inside we both know what's been going on.

Martin: blrrgghghhg

FunkyTuba:
hard to top these

I'll try once I've had some sleep

jwhouk:
CLAIRE: "Uh, I think I'm stuck."
MAURICE: "ZZZZZzzzzzz...."
HENRY: "Oh great, he does that every time..."

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