Topic: QC Captions Vol. 110 (Read 9734 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 14 Apr 2013, 11:09 »

Hiya, folks! Lets do this thing that is now:

hooray

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #1 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 11:14 »

Emily: "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!"
Fairy: "Look, lady, I already told you, Zordon said teens with attitude. Teens!"

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 11:39 »

EMILY: "..."
NOT-REALLY-A-FAIRY GIRL:

"HELP! POLICE!"

Bluesummers · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 11:45 »

EMILY: "I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with the compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time!"
FAIRY: "No! You'll shoot my eyes out!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 12:45 »

Emily: "Don't cry, it looks good on you!"
Fairy: "I should never have made that bet!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 12:51 »

Emily: Aww, what's wrong?
Fairy: And then the little robot showed me a picture of some guy doing horrible things to a pony!

$1.98 Drill Press · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 13:03 »

EMILY: FINALLY! Someone stranger than me!
FAIRY: IE IE CTHULHU FNGN!

Bluesummers · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 13:18 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 14 Apr 2013, 12:51

Emily: Aww, what's wrong?
Fairy: And then the little robot showed me a picture of some guy doing horrible things to a pony!

Oof. I think we have a preliminary finalist.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 14:25 »

Welcome, new person!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:05 »

Welcome, and good one

jwhouk · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:16 »

Quote from: $1.98 Drill Press on 14 Apr 2013, 13:03

EMILY: FINALLY! Someone stranger than me!
FAIRY: IE IE CTHULHU FNGN!

MDBS? Did you forget your password or something?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:17 »

$1.98 Drill Press is my backup account for when passwords get SNAFU'd due to server crashes, email failures and general computer fuckery.

EMILY: HOORAY MDBS IS BACK!
FAIRY: FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER PUT ME FUCKING DOWN YOU FUCKING SOUL-PISSING CUM-BARGE!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 16:14 »

E: "and here we have the tribute for district 12"

F: *screaming*

(I didn't even really enjoy the hunger games, why was this what came to mind?)

Bluesummers · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 18:04 »

Because you're a macabre son of a bitch.

WAYF · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 20:32 »

Emily: Hey, I know you! You're that blonde lady who works at the coffee shop with Dora and Faye, aren't you? You wear glasses and read lots of books! Why are you dressing up as a fairy?

Penelope: Please for the love of God don't tell Wil, I just like to feel pretty sometimes!

Optional continuation:

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mtmerrick · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 21:33 »

Quote from: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 18:04

Because you're a macabre son of a bitch.

I'll take that as a complement

E: "!!!!"
F: "please don't take my lunch money!"

DrBear · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 23:31 »

E: You're really that Pizza Girl, aren't you?
F: No, I'm the Five-dollar Footlong Fairy! Leave me alone!

ChaoSera · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 03:29 »

E: "Grant me my wishes, damnit!"
F: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

techkid · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 05:42 »

Emily: "Whoa. I'm... TALL! Thanks!"

Fairy: "Aww... that growth spell was meant for me!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 05:54 »

Quote from: DrBear on 14 Apr 2013, 23:31

E: You're really that Pizza Girl, aren't you?
F: No, I'm the Five-dollar Footlong Fairy! Leave me alone!

Win.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 06:14 »

Emily: "Heeeeeey! I've been in enough hentai to know where this is going!"
Fairy: "Not again with the tentacles! KOWAII DESU!"

(I know, I'm horrible.)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 10:43 »

Quote from: techkid on 15 Apr 2013, 05:42

Emily: "Whoa. I'm... TALL! Thanks!"

Fairy: "Aww... that growth spell was meant for me!"

I'm impressed.

Emily: "Is it true that if you touch a fairy's shoulders you gain her powers?"
Fairy: "Waah! I gained yours instead!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 11:44 »

EMILY: Hey Tooth Fairy! You owe me $2.75 for uncollected teeth!
FAIRY: I know you... You're the weirdo with the fake teeth under her pillow, aren't you?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 21:55 »

EMILY: So lifelike! Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY: MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)

DrBear · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 23:25 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Apr 2013, 21:55

EMILY: So lifelike! Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY: MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)

I'm sort of picturing Tinkerbelle with a dozen Yelling Birds circling her.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 04:28 »

Emily: "Now that I've caught you, what am I going to do?"

Fairy: "I'd look out for Oberon, he's got a bit of a temper."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 05:44 »

Quote from: DrBear on 15 Apr 2013, 23:25

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Apr 2013, 21:55
EMILY: So lifelike! Anthro-PCs have come a long way!!
FAIRY: MOTHERFUCKER I WIIL CUT YOU OPEN FROM EYEBROW TO CUNTHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT-PISSING ASS-JOCKEY

(for some reason the idea of a profanity-spewing fairy makes me giggle)
I'm sort of picturing Tinkerbelle with a dozen Yelling Birds circling her.

Now I'm picturing Tinkerbell shouting profanity at Wendy. Like this: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ftinkerbell.phtml (It's a transcript; couldn't find the actual video)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 11:22 »

NEW IMAGE:

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 12:09 »

ok, let's get this one out of the way:

Faye: Well at least you own your own business and can get away with this stuff when it happens... Poor Tai!
Dora: Don't worry about her...she'll be fine.

Tai: This "exhibitionist trustees getting caught by Tai" thing is getting old. This time it was *this big*.
Emily: That doesn't seem like a very big gallery to me.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 13:55 »

Dora: "I got drunk, OK?"
Tai: "We got drunk, got tattoos, and adopted a baby."

WAYF · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 21:50 »

Faye: Wow, Dora, what happened?
Dora: What happened is that I am never going to the zoo again.
---
Emily: But Ms. Hubbert, what kind of bird shouts and has purple-?
Tai: I DON'T KNOW, all I know is that it's purple and it's all over my body now and it WON'T WASH OFF!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #31 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 04:49 »

Faye/Emily: "What?"

Dora/Tai: "It was a REALLY good party. Now never speak of this again."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #32 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 08:52 »

DORA: Fucking guest strip authors!
TAI: Look at it! Jeph's unavailable for ONE goddamn day and this happens. I feel violated! Harrassed! Someone will hang for this! Do you know a good lawyer?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #33 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 09:06 »

FAYE: Butts?!
DORA. Aye. Butts.

EMILY: Butts plural?
TAI: SO MANY GODDAMN BUTTS.

jwhouk · « **Reply #34 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 12:04 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 18 Apr 2013, 08:52

DORA: ####### guest strip authors!
TAI: Look at it! Jeph's unavailable for ONE goddamn day and this happens. I feel violated! Harrassed! Someone will hang for this! Do you know a good lawyer?

Win.

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