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Detective Comics Cinematic Universe (formerly Man of Steel)
Gladstone:
Yeah, I watched the BvS trailer, then immediately went and watched the new Star Wars trailer for the 15th or 20th time. As skeptical as I am about Abrams, at least his movie doesn't look like a joyless chore to watch.
Gladstone:
So, um, I wrote a thing.
It came again, my planet's hour of need.
I suited up, prepared, perhaps, to kill.
I asked the god above me, "Do you bleed?"
And answered my own question with "You will."
What need have we of heroes wearing capes
When those they try to rescue are laid low?
You saw the footage of that cityscape
In ruins when, at last, he felled his foe!
Now all the world awaits on bended knee
To see what other blessings he bestows.
How many will live long enough to flee
When next he with an enemy trades blows?
And so, out from my banishment I rise
To tear this cursèd savior from your skies.
Why I wrote this thing about the Batman v. Superman trailer, I have no idea.
Kugai:
Not so sure of all that 'AngstyDark' Mode in the Trailer, but The Bat was always a 'Reality Check' for the Kryptonian.
BenRG:
--- Quote from: Kugai on 23 Apr 2015, 23:47 ---Not so sure of all that 'AngstyDark' Mode in the Trailer, but The Bat was always a 'Reality Check' for the Kryptonian.
--- End quote ---
The only part of the otherwise-repulsively misanthropic The Dark Knight Returns that I like is Bruce wiping the floor with Clark as a prelude to his faking his own death. It is a moment that so quintessentially captures the insane levels of preparation, long-term strategy and technical sophistication that underlies The Batman's mission that it deserves recognition, even if I'd be happy if the rest of that vile screed was pulped.
Edguy:
First look at Jared Leto's Joker
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