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Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll

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Zingoleb:
They stare wide-eyed into the distance for another long moment before their gaze settles on TheEvilDog - or, the very least, some three inches behind his skull. They grin, perhaps - they bare their teeth anyhow, lips pulling back in some sort of uncomfortable rictus before they launch themselves at TheEvilDog, clawing wildly at them, tearing at their face and chest with wild abandon, grinning all the while.

"No! Listen! More money! Money! NO! LISTEN! YOU LISTEN! MONEY! MORE! LISTEN! MORE LISTEN MORE MONEY NO  MORE LISTEN NO MORE MONEY LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN!"

mtmerrick:
*watches spectacle with fascination*

TheEvilDog:
*Takes a news scroll, rolls it up and gently whacks Unicorn on the head.*
No.
Bad Unicorn.
No crazy.
Bad.

Thrillho:
Someone remind me why I live here?

Zingoleb:
Unicorn seizes up as they're bopped on the head and instantly collapses into a small puddle of crazy on the ground, wrapping their arms around their legs and pulling their knees to the chest.

"No. Bad. Crazy. Crazy. Bad. Crazy. Craaaaaaaazy. Listen to me. Listen. Listen. Bad. Bad."

They pause for a long moment before tilting their head back and looking Loki directly in the eye, slowly opening their mouth, and bleating like a sheep.

"...Baaaaaaaa!"

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