Topic: QC Captions Vol. 116 (Read 13086 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 26 May 2013, 14:22 »

Welcome! FIRST IMAGE:

Yay

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 May 2013, 14:28 »

Hanners: MartenBot is way better than my old robot boyfriend. He's out of beta!
Claire: Too much information!
MartenBot: There are 15,476,916 stitches in the carpet in this room.

Loki · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 May 2013, 14:34 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 26 May 2013, 14:28

out of beta!

...and releasing on time?

Someone had to.

Edit:

Hanners to Claire: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to... stay inside.
Claire: Too much information!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 May 2013, 15:03 »

Hanners: Look Faye, I turned Marten into a zombie!
Claire: I've told you already; Marten is not a zombie! He's a wight!
Marten: BRAAAAIINS

Zebediah · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 May 2013, 15:31 »

Hannelore: No, Marten is a butt zombie!
Claire: Oh great, a terminal case of Butts Disease.
Marten: BUUUUUTTTSSSS!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 May 2013, 16:07 »

Hanners: "Yay! They finally got together!"
Claire: "I wonder how she'll blame this on the weather?"
Marten: "Why is it always my damn COUCH?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 May 2013, 20:02 »

Hannelore: "Oh! Carrot cake!"
Claire: "Is this another joke about my hair?"
Marten: "Those were my pet carrots. I suckled them at my own breast. You butchered them like a hog."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 May 2013, 22:15 »

HANNERS: SQUEEE! Gabby, Emily and Claire have all touched Faye's tits!

CLAIRE: It was like fondling a large sack of Crisco

MARTEN: EVERYMOTHERFUCKING PERSON IN THE GODDAMN STRIP EXCEPT ME. WHY JEPH WHY.

WAYF · « **Reply #8 on:** 27 May 2013, 04:15 »

HANNELORE: I just installed a thermostat that my dad gave me in this apartment! Supposedly it's the same kind that keeps his entire space station warm enough!
CLAIRE: Ugh, I think you have it on way too strong. I'm pretty sure my speech bubble's gonna start melting any minute now.
MARTEN: My speech bubble's already started melting. Right onto the floor. Ter-rif-ic.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 May 2013, 04:27 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 26 May 2013, 14:22

Welcome! FIRST IMAGE:

Yay

Hanners: "I'm so excited! I can't believe that it finally happened!"

Claire: "I realize that this is a big deal to you, but this DOES happen many times a day and to many other people. Just not to me. "

Marten: "Claire, what have I told you about crushing hopes and dreams?"

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 May 2013, 04:29 »

HANNERS: "The world was created by a divine being or beings out of a formless void and some people extolled the god(s) they worshiped and were either accepted into some afterlife or were damned and then in the end, the divine being(s) destroys the world."
CLAIRE: "There you go. Every religious text ever summarized into one sentence."
MARTEN: /yes

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 May 2013, 13:27 »

HANNERS: Kitties!
CLAIRE: *sigh* Not again?
MARTEN: KILL THEM ALL AND MAKE JESUS CRY!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 May 2013, 13:44 »

Hanners: "Look it the floor. It's spotless!"
Claire: "There's nothing like the smell of fresh disinfectants to clear your sinuses after a hard day's work."
Marten: "All hail the dark and mighty orthophthalaldehyde."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 May 2013, 18:27 »

Hanners: He is our hero!
Claire: Get rid of
Marten: Step on spider!

Momo, off-scene: Gordon, you might want to consider a chassis that's more appealing for visiting clients

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 May 2013, 20:53 »

HANNERS: OH MY GOD THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!

CLAIRE: Really? It was just a remake of The Wrath Of --

MARTEN: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

ChaoSera · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 May 2013, 02:32 »

Hanners: Awww, look at that cute frog!
Claire: I could've sworn I saw this somewh-
Marten: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 May 2013, 05:14 »

HANNERS: "Aww! Aren't they cute when they do that?"
CLAIRE: "As long as they're not doing it on YOUR couch ..."
MARTEN: "Goddammit, Faye ..."

Spiff · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 May 2013, 08:32 »

Hanners: "Ha! I say that's the last we've seen of this ghost pirate."
Claire: "Wrong. He's right behind us."
LeMarten: "Do that again and I'll cast you in the deepest pits of hell!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #18 on:** 29 May 2013, 16:13 »

Something tells me I'm going to regret this...

K1dmor · « **Reply #19 on:** 29 May 2013, 16:27 »

Pintsize: Hey! I found your Girlfriend!
Marten: ....Righty?

cesium133 · « **Reply #20 on:** 29 May 2013, 16:31 »

Pintsize: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Gary.
Marten: No, I don't want to hear the truth about Goatse.

K1dmor · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 May 2013, 16:39 »

Pintsize: Look what i won in the Robattle!
Marten: ...i should had pick Rokusho...

Kugai · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 May 2013, 17:13 »

Pintsize: "Look what I found!"

Marten(sarcastically): "Adolf Hitlers arm?!?"

Edguy · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 May 2013, 17:44 »

Pintsize: "Wanna know what else I commandeered? Look down!"
Marten: "..what?!"

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 May 2013, 19:09 »

PINTSIZE: "Repeat after me. 'I, Marten Tiberius Reed, do solemnly swear ...'"
MARTEN: "Huh buh whuh?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #25 on:** 29 May 2013, 19:21 »

...faithfully.

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 May 2013, 20:25 »

PINTSIZE: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout ..."
MARTEN: "That had better be your handle, and not your spout."

WAYF · « **Reply #27 on:** 30 May 2013, 00:21 »

PINTSIZE: Well, Clinton decided to get his perfectly good human hand and replace it with a robot one, so I figured...
MARTEN: GAAAH!!

Spiff · « **Reply #28 on:** 30 May 2013, 07:30 »

Pintsize: "Look what I found! It even has a cool tattoo!"

Marten: "'Fire Walk With Me'?"

Well, at least Coffee Of Doom is going to sell a lot more black coffee and cherry pie.

Spiff · « **Reply #29 on:** 30 May 2013, 08:23 »

Quote from: Kugai on 29 May 2013, 17:13

Pintsize: "Look what I found!"

Marten(sarcastically): "Adolf Hitlers arm?!?"

Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's arm but when you put it on the body of an Anthro-PC, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #30 on:** 30 May 2013, 09:30 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 27 May 2013, 18:27

Hanners: He is our hero!
Claire: Get rid of
Marten: Step on spider!

Momo, off-scene: Gordon, you might want to consider a chassis that's more appealing for visiting clients

A little tune up:

V/O: GHORR-DONN
Hanners: He is our hero!
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Claire: Get rid of
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Marten: Step on Gordon!
V/O: GHORR-DONN
Momo, off-scene: We love you Gordon! but you might want to consider a different chassis for housecalls

Edit: Here's the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 30 May 2013, 09:52 »

[hand on pintsize's arm is flipping Marten off]
Marten: What did I do this time?
Pintsize: Oh it's not you... it's just the BEST DRIVER CONFLICT EVARRRR!!!

Kugai · « **Reply #32 on:** 30 May 2013, 14:52 »

Quote from: Spiff on 30 May 2013, 07:30

Pintsize: "Look what I found! It even has a cool tattoo!"

Marten: "'Fire Walk With Me'?"

Well, at least Coffee Of Doom is going to sell a lot more black coffee and cherry pie.

But remember, the Owls are not what they seem.

DrBear · « **Reply #33 on:** 30 May 2013, 21:19 »

PINTSIZE: "Mein Gott! I can valk!"
MARTEN: "If you're going to do 'Dr. Strangelove,' could you do the bomb ride instead?

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 30 May 2013, 23:48 »

Quote from: DrBear on 30 May 2013, 21:19

PINTSIZE: "Mein Gott! I can valk!"
MARTEN: "If you're going to do 'Dr. Strangelove,' could you do the bomb ride instead?

I must say, that is an astonishingly good idea you have there, Doctor (Bear).

Thrudd · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Jun 2013, 08:08 »

Pintsize: WAZZZAAAAPPPPP!
Marten: Wazzup?

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