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GarandMarine:
My recipes are more varied than a mud slide, though that's the basic run. I did not however know what a mud slide really was when I started making these, and I make proper giant, thick, milkshakes instead of a wimpy bar room concoction. Prepare your butts.


GM's Boozaholic Milkshakes

Chocolate:
Chocolate Ice Cream
Milk
Cream Liquer
Optional:
Chocolate Liquer (1 Part Chocolate to 2 parts cream)
Chocolate Syrup

Vanilla:
Vanilla Ice Cream
Milk
Vanilla Vodka
Cream Liquer (1 part Cream Liquer to 2 parts Vodka)


Strawberry:
Strawberry Ice Cream
Milk
Strawberry Vodka
Cream Liquer (1 part Cream Liquer to 2 parts Vodka)
Fresh or Frozen Strawberries

Mint/Chocolate Chip Mint:
Mint/Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream
Milk
Mint Schnapps or Vodka

Directions:

Place Ice Cream in blender, add enough milk to help thin out the mix (eyeball it you're an adult). Add alcohol to taste and tolerance (again you're an adult pick your own measurements, not all of life is going to be mapped out for you including the amount of alcohol in this delicious milkshake). Blend until nice and thick, serve in glass, add whipped cream if you're feeling fancy,

Optional Ideas:
Add various flavored schnapps and vodka to the mix for unique tastes and flavors such as using vanilla as a base but putting in caramel schnapps for caramel flavored milkshakes, or adding different flavors to the basic recipes (chocolate raspberry shakes maybe?) adding fresh fruit along with fruit flavored alcohol will make it taste even better.

kensen:
you...you...are a genius and maybe a bartender but ill go with the first one till proven otherwise 

GarandMarine:
I am an untrained professional boozehound. Do attempt this at home. GM Inc is not responsible for any symptoms, conditions or drunken phone calls to your ex resulting from these concoctions. Side effects may include Euphoria, Depression, Expression, Incontinence, Luck, Becoming More Socially Outgoing, Beer Goggles, Beer Google, Staggering, Stammering, Giving and Receiving Drunken Phone Calls at 0300 and being more fun at parties if you bring the stuff for these recipes.

Some more cocktails:


Summer Vacation in a Glass:

1 shot gold tequila

2 shots gold rum

fruit punch and sprite to taste

Summer Daze:

3 shots rum

1 shot 151

pour shots into a highball glass and add fruit juices (OJ, Pineapple, fruit punch) till filled


Adult Apple Juice:
In a large container mix the following:

1 Bottle of Laird’s Applejack
1/2 Bottle of Apple Pie Moonshine
Apple Cider or Apple juice (2 - 1 ratio to the booze is what I suggest but mix to taste)

Bonus: Add some fireball or another cinnamon booze.


Spritz Cider Tonic:

2 shot Laird’s Applejack

2 shot Jack Daniels

fill tumbler with equal mix of sprite and cider



Deathmix Uber: (based off of Tucker Max deathmix, all rights to the king of assholes)

Mix the following in a camelback: (ice suggested but optional)

1 bottle everclear

1 320z fruit punch Gatorade

2 80z cans of Redbull

1 can of fruit punch 4Loko

fill remaining space in camelback with more fruit punch gatorade, seal, mix and serve from camelback to a LARGE group of people… you know unless you WANT to commit suicide in which case you’ll be fine on your own champ! (Notice for morons that’s what’s called “sarcasm” don’t actually try to down this on your own.)

kensen:
ok honesty time, I think I need to start partying with you.

there is only one drink that I can remember right now

Midori sour
1 part Midori
1 part Whiskey Sour mix
top off with sprite
mix and enjoy

used to make these for my ex a long time ago, she enjoyed them to no end and I liked to drink them every once and while.

Patrick:
The Pat:

1 bottle single malt Scotch

Drink over the course of the day

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