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SubaruStephen:
I think it was CRC, but I'm not entirely sure, it happened about 11 years ago and most of what I do remember is the horrible taste (I will never be able to forget that) and the panic of trying to inhale, exhale, cough, puke, sneeze, and scream all at once.

ALWAYS pay attention to which way the spray nozzle is pointing.

I haven't been able drink any alcohol since then without HEAVILY diluting it with soda or juice (sometimes both) until it's almost nonexistent.

94ssd:
You know how normal people may have a sore throat or whiplash after a concert. I'd like to introduce you all to me, the only person who bruised their knuckles and wrist from drumming along to the beat too hard.

In fairness to myself, the drummer last night was way too good for that band.


--- Quote from: LoliButt on 14 Jun 2015, 23:37 ---
--- Quote from: chaospersonified on 13 Jun 2015, 20:31 ---You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?

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Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.

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Storytime...I was too drunk to notice this post when it originally happened months ago. Drinking straight vodka (combined with several PBRs from a game called True American, which I won) caused my only ever party foul throwing-up situation. The bathroom was occupied and dude would not get out. I drank an entire bottle in one weekend, but like 3/4ths of it went down that first night.

So yeah, found my limit that night. Also, winning True American is not something to be proud of. It's a drinking game where the winner is the one who drank the most.

chaospersonified:
So I am several shots, one strong-as-fuck mixed drink* and a beer into watching a season 2 episode of Glee where the topic is underage drinking. I don't know what it is about this show, I'm loving it, but at the same time, I am filled with unapologetic disdain for it**. Yet here I am, Saturday night, getting seriously pissed at my internet for literally taking the last hour to show me 20 minutes of one episode, but still watching. I'm drunk this time, it's the only way I could still be paying attention after so much time, but the fact is I wasn't for most of it.

This show is a fucking soap opera. And I am loving it. I feel this invalidates my 72% hipster credibility. I also feel people who actually give a fuck about that sort of 'hipster cred' concept are shallow shitheads

*only way I drink them

**such disdain is reserved for asshats who steal arrangements from innocent folk like JoCo without giving due credit

chaospersonified:
Also, dude, 'months ago?'

That shit was eleven days ago. Not even 2 weeks. Not half a month, though.

 Sillypants. Your pants are silly.

94ssd:

--- Quote from: chaospersonified on 19 Sep 2015, 18:42 ---Also, dude, 'months ago?'

That shit was eleven days ago. Not even 2 weeks. Not half a month, though.

 Sillypants. Your pants are silly.

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--- Quote ---Quote from: LoliButt on June 15, 2015, 02:37:42 AM
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