THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 15 Jul 2025, 20:25 *
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 117  (Read 12676 times)

techkid

  • Psychopath in a hockey mask
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 627
  • Disqualified from the human race for shoving
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #50 on: 06 Jun 2013, 06:27 »
Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."
Logged
Just because I'm evil, doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #51 on: 06 Jun 2013, 08:45 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 06 Jun 2013, 05:46
"Ouch, what's the safeword again?"

Pintsize Marten: "It's 'ouch'"
Logged
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 May 2013, 11:10
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

Storel

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,080
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #52 on: 06 Jun 2013, 12:48 »
Quote from: techkid on 06 Jun 2013, 06:27
Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."

"She" who, Claire or the chiropractor?
Logged

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #53 on: 06 Jun 2013, 12:54 »
"I'll never order one of the specials again."
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #54 on: 06 Jun 2013, 13:23 »
Quote from: DSL on 05 Jun 2013, 16:05
Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?
Yes but it is a very very short bus with ramps and everything  :police:
We also have a flatbed and boom crane for some of the egos as well  :psyduck: or is that eggos?
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #55 on: 06 Jun 2013, 20:19 »
Eggos are frozen waffles. 

Egos can be frozen, and are often a full of holes, but aren't nearly as tasty. 



And really, I don't see any egos of the size and heft of some of the ones that used to be in here... well, maybe a few.   :wink:








dammit, now I want waffles...
« Last Edit: 06 Jun 2013, 20:24 by Carl-E »
Logged
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 May 2013, 11:10
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

celticgeek

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,697
  • Linux Geek
    • The Celtic Geek
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #56 on: 06 Jun 2013, 20:27 »
What size are the waffles?  And do eggos go good (or well) (or at all) with spathe ham?
Logged
a 'dèanamh nan saighdean airson cinneadh MacLeòid
We Wear Woad When We Write Code
Ní féidir liom labhairt na Gaeilge.
Seachd reultan, agus seachd clachan, agus aon chraobh geal.

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #57 on: 06 Jun 2013, 20:50 »
"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone spanked by a robot before?"
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

techkid

  • Psychopath in a hockey mask
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 627
  • Disqualified from the human race for shoving
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #58 on: 07 Jun 2013, 03:57 »
Quote from: Storel on 06 Jun 2013, 12:48
Quote from: techkid on 06 Jun 2013, 06:27
Claire: "My chiropractor isn't very far away, and then you'll suffer for this indignity once my back is fixed!"
Marten: "It's true. She does play a mean game of cricket."

"She" who, Claire or the chiropractor?
It could be both.

Nah, just kidding. I meant Claire.
Logged
Just because I'm evil, doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

Zebediah

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,278
  • I'm a bandicoot!
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #59 on: 07 Jun 2013, 05:30 »
Claire  will wind up becoming a chiropractor after she discovers how rare librarian jobs actually are.

Although her reaction when she first discovered that Marten had no qualifications to work in a library and her similar reaction to Emily suggests that she already knows. I interpreted her anger as "You're taking a job from somebody who's trained as a librarian for YEARS!"
Logged
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

jmucchiello

  • Curry sauce
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 274
Re: QC Captions Vol. 117
« Reply #60 on: 07 Jun 2013, 12:41 »
"That's my hip your swatting. I thought he had a large porn collection, Marten. Why doesn't he know how to smack an ass right?"
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
« previous next »