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QC Captions Vol. 121

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Is it cold in here?:
"Death to all who put translucent cash registers on hay bales!"
"You know, I think I really like vanilla."

Zebediah:
Dale: "Kill! Kill! KILL!"
Grocery guy: "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a grocery clerk! I'm eternal!"

celticgeek:
Dale:  Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."

Sargent:  You're our boy.

Is it cold in here?:
"What do you think of my stance and grip?"
"Look, here's an illustration of a better way to do it."

DSL:
DALE: "An elegant weapon from a more civilized age."
GROCERY GUY: "Ancient weapons and hokey gamer skills are no substitute for a good cash register at your side."

Or

DALE (thinking): "OK, I'm supposed to butcher and package a side of beef hanging somewhere. Is that it ...? Damn glowing glasses."

Or

GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."

Or

ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"

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